bagel in the bush

When a hairy female decides to be aggressive and wear a strap on, so she can fuck a boy/girl in their anus. This is called bagel in the bush because the anus is the bagel and the hairy vagina.... well is the bush.

dude1: Why are you walking like that bro?
dude2: out of nowhere lexi decided to bagel in the bush me last night!
dude1: Yo, I get it. Sara did that to me last week, I couldn't walk for 3 days.

by sparroww October 1, 2011

Bagel And A Fuck

A social interaction which does not qualify as a hook up, nor as an actual date .

Sal "Hey Katy want to meet up for a drink later?"

Katy " sorry I'm meeting some random for a bagel and a fuck".

by DeliaDL April 17, 2017

bagel-kind-of-day

A word to describe how good your day is, equivalent to eating a bagel.

OMG I bought a new bag!! Today is a bagel-kind-of-day!! woohoo

by SJEOJATA October 1, 2018

Bagety

In Belgium they don't say Harry Potter the say bagety. It's also a curse

I am gonna watch bagety.

by BAGETY February 8, 2019

sand bagel

Talking for an extended period of time on one subject, so much so that it begins to lose its meaning and take on a completely different subject, or sub-subject.

person one "we sand bagel so hard"
person two "I laugh when the bagel gets sandy"
person three "sand bagel."

by mmmmmm. yes. January 6, 2014

Mr.Bagel

A middle-aged homosexual communist, speaks multiple languages and is considered a God in many religons.

Mr.Bagel is a God

by Daking01 October 2, 2017

stank bagel

A butthole.

Man I was pounding this bitch yesterday and got all up in her stank bagel!

by lawlwa February 5, 2018