baener

n.
1. an unaesthetically pleasing person

v.
1. to be used as ANY type of insult. It will work in any situation.

n: "It's not polite to stare at the Baener!"

v: "You are such a Baener."
"Eww..don't go Baener on me now!"

by cupanoodle March 31, 2008

Bæder

multi-ord: 1. når et individ er mæd sinna og er klar for å gå løs på noen. 2. Når noe eller noen er på noe bullshit å bare wilder

1. Fyfaen unge Ferraris konsert ble avlyst, kommer til å bæde på noen as er så jævlig sinna

2. Hun stakk legit fingern sin i ræva mi når vi pulte, hun bæder

by Young EggGod March 7, 2019

power outage banter

Unusual conversation with family, friends or neighbors after loss of electricity following a big storm or natural disaster. Starts innocuously then devolves into random talk driven by nerves.

After the lights went out, I spoke with neighbors I never even met. The power outage banter started with what happened, then ended-up with weird and unrelated topics. Now we just smile a little when we see each other.

by yes juanito yes October 28, 2014

scam baiter

A person who responds to fraudulent emails in an attempt to waste a scammers time.

I am a scam baiter who likes to waste nigerian scammers time so that they have less time to scam people.

by BurritoMS April 4, 2006

turkey baster

lesbian who wants to give birth to her own child. so called because of the infamous episode of Brookside when artificial insemination was attempted using a turkey baster

kevin thought he had scored when he pulled ms spicer at stringfellows only to discover she was a turkey baster

by theWestHamfan December 17, 2003

turkey baster roulette

A game played involving one female and a minimum of two males (more male participants are encouraged for handicapping purposes)and a large turkey baster. Each male is required to ejaculate into a community bowl. Upon the successful containment of the participants' semen, one preselected male uses the turkey baster to suck up a generous portion of the combined semen. The turkey baster operator then inserts the 'business end' of the turkey baster into the female's vagina and pumps out the collected jizz. Nine months later, if a baby is born, a paternity test will reveal the father. If any of the participants are proven to be the father of the child, they lose.

Why does my wife keep so many turkey basters in the house? She doesn't even cook. She keeps telling me the basters are for turkey baster roulette.

by jb3ar November 29, 2007

bantercat

a word used to describe one who kills the banter.

dave: ah man remember how funny that was.
bill: ahh yeah that was hilarious
cedric: (attempts to re- enact hilarious moment)
Dave & Bill: fail, you f**king bantercat.

by hayzooz May 8, 2010