Shitting Backwards

Making something unnecessarily difficult like facing the toilet towards the wall

She had to back into the garage to charge the car— that’s like shitting backwards!

by Imwithstupid July 2, 2022

Backwards Sandwich

A form of male masturbation where you cross your arms and use the back of your hands to hold your penis.

The hairier your hands are, the closer the experience will be to a 1970s vagina.

Todd: Oh shit, sorry man. Wait, what are you doing?
Stan: It's called the Backwards Sandwich, dude!
Todd: Huh. I uh, think I'm going to make a sandwich for myself.

by Henry J. Pinkerton, PhD January 10, 2012

shot it backwards

When someone fucks up so much, they didn’t just miss the mark, they aimed in the other direction

Bob-Hey, how’d that date go last night?

Bill-great! I told her all about my waifus and my anime collection!

Bob-you really shot it backwards with that one

by QwakorMusic October 16, 2020

The Backwards Compliment

1. The act of engaging in anal sex whereby both people are facing away from each other, and push back and forth, using a bottle as a make-shift dildo

2. The act of being nice to a person you extremely dislike, and bitching about them to other people afterwards

Ex 1: 'Yeah man she was gagging for it, so I gave that bitch the backwards compliment'

Ex 2: 'Oh my god , Sally is so bitchy! She just backwards complimented Bridget!'

by TROLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO January 11, 2016

Backwards Following

When someone believes that the car in front of them is following them by knowing their destination and going the same direction they are.

"Dude, get your knife ready I am pretty sure this guy is backwards following us."

"Shut the fuck up Dave."

by SwedishMurderMachine September 18, 2009

Backwards Birthing

Being so obsessed with a woman that you try to climb headfirst into her Virginia with your only intention of living in her womb. The phenomenon first arose after the whole TikTok Womblands saga, when people began to think it was an actual place to live.

"I love you so much baby, I want to move to your Womblands, can we try Backwards Birthing?"

by Henry Finch December 30, 2022

A backwards foot

something that has or can have both favorable and unfavorable consequences

Ether way it’s a backwards foot

by Densely Curry June 14, 2021