red as a baboon's arse

similie: very red, like the peri-rectal appendage of the great ape of the african continent on heat. As if one has had an extremely hot curry and stripped their ring.

After i shagged that bitch dry my cock was as red as a baboon's arse!

Driver: But officer, the lights were amber!
Cop: Bullshit mother fucker! It was red as a baboon's arse!

red as a baboon's arse by quimmerman October 18, 2007

Bench Baboon

When two niggers are sitting on a bench while eating chicken and watching people walk around.

dude i saw a bench baboon while walking to the store the other day

Bench Baboon by JE Begley April 29, 2011

Ed Baboon 

Ed Boon's alter ego is Ed Baboon. This persona often wreaks havoc in Twitter.

Give us mileena Ed Baboon!!

Ed Baboon by 🅰️ January 16, 2022

Black baboon 

A black baboon is usually used in reference to a black person, probably in an insulting way.

Man, I hate all these black baboons roaming the streets these days. I wish I could just chain em up and whip em like the good old days.

Black baboon by Melon_muncher December 2, 2022

Red Arsed Baboon 

Nasty manipulative pedo
Has close informative relationship with the "filth"

Raynee Pinky

Red Arsed Baboons should never ever be trusted under any circumstances & should not be allowed near children

Red Arsed Baboon by Aunty whai February 4, 2019

More cheek than a baboon's arse 

1. when one uses up all their charm to get something, then asks for a little bit more.
2. when someone of the younger elk gives the big lip to an older work mate

1. 'Daddy can i have some cash for the shops?' give her the cash, she then says 'what about the busfare?' tell her mother later she's got more cheek than a baboon's arse

2.see that young lenny borrowed my 13 millie without asking, more cheek than a baboon's arse

More cheek than a baboon's arse by McBoyd November 6, 2007

Religious baboon

This is when you have a one night stand with someone and his/her pray for forgiveness for what they did.

"Woman will you stop crying you sound like a religious baboon".

Religious baboon by Byron and nick June 29, 2009