bacon

Money; especially, money that others are eyeing "hungrily" or are wishing that the owner would share more freely.

Girl #1: So what's your new guy like?
Girl #2: Oh, just your average typical pig --- generous with his sausage but stingy with his bacon!

by QuacksO September 30, 2011

Bacon

Sweet goodness, God has bacon for breakfast. He sits on a throne of bacon.

Mark Ch3 Vs4: Thee bacon fell from the sky, causing everyone to have a massive bacon party.

by Jimbobbybob May 28, 2012

bacon

a voluptuous behind.

"DAMN! Look at the bacon on that girl!"

by Gopal April 14, 2008

Bacon

A nice piece of ass. salty tasting pussy

She looks like some bacon waxing material

by Al Bone Ya October 13, 2008

bacon

the Desert Eagle of meat products.

Jimmy: "mom what are we having for dinner?"
Mom: "bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips, and.....this gun." *pulls out desrt eagle*

by The last dodo July 26, 2011

bacon

if you don't know what it is, you must live under a rock and have no knowledge of delicious foods and you are an insult to the human race.

Phoebe: I love bacon!
Kasi: What is bacon?
Every person in room: *stabs Kasi*

by NinjaGirlAwesome April 28, 2010

Bacon

Someone who gives another person attitude.

An agitated disturbance.

To bring drama

Don't come into my house with bacon all up in yo face.

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How dare you raise your voice at me? This is a library, stupid! Don't bring your bacon in hurr.

by The Chow Man October 21, 2004