Skin Attendant

A position coined for a person who engages in the ancient art of undercarriage TomFoolery without expecting any genital reciprocation.

"Hey Paula, I know you thought this was two way traffic, but im not touching that blue waffle-you're just a lowly skin attendant!!"

by Danimal aka darnell jenkins May 1, 2012

penile attention deficit disorder (padd)

A penis that has a short attention span that deflates before business is fully conducted.

When asked for an explanation from his wife as to why he didn't complete the sex act, the husband replied "I've been diagnosed with penile attention deficit disorder (PADD)."

by Xander913 January 7, 2014

David attenbruh

The greatest meme documentary maker

I watched the latest David attenbruh documentary

by MACANDCHEESEMAN77 January 27, 2021

attention whore deficit disorder

attention whore deficit disorder or AWDD as i like to abbrivate it, is a serious disorder that sweeps trough the teenage female community.... it manifests through very hard and lame efforts to get attention, like extreme drama or disorders they really dont have.... however it is treatable with freebase smokeable prozac, or zoloft

her:"im bleeding,im a self cutter"
me:next day, "hey i got some prozac for your cucu problems"
her:"no i just scratched myself, im not a cutter"

by dwight August 5, 2004

Attention-seeking

Someone who loves and desires attention, they seek attention and sometimes live off of attention. They will do anything for attention even things that is immoral like posting pictures half naked, backstabbing, lying, fake crying, acting insecure for compliments.

Most girl attention seekers are called Melissa, Jenny, Jessica, Lezil, and Désiré.

Girl1: I'm so ugly, I think everyone is prettier than me.
Girl2: Please stop attention-seeking, it's really irritating. Everyone knows you think you are hot why else would you take thousands of pictures and half naked too. Just get over yourself.

by TheForener April 30, 2013

Attention Hoe

An individual that will often sell what little dignity and self-respect they have in order to gain as much attention as possible, generally because they know it's the only way they will ever be remembered; Often used against females, or people too lazy to pronounce "attention whore".

Matthew: Have you seen Johnathan? He's annoying as fuck.

Mark: Yeah, he's an Attention Hoe.

by [e-mail] January 20, 2015

attention whore

A female who begs for attention and is upset when she does not get it. Most people hate them. Can be found on the internet

I am an attention whore

by DizzyLizzy January 20, 2007