Avani

Avani is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Her inner beauty is as stunning as her outer beauty. She is so kind and giving, no matter what your problems may be, she will always try her hardest to cheer you up until you can’t stop smiling. She thinks she’s socially awkward, but the truth is that everyone is intimidated by her fashion sense and ego-less persona. Boys want to date her and girls want to be her, but she rarely notices because she is so humble and graceful. She is extremely talented and can make the most beautiful art. She always knows what to say when someone needs to hear kind words. She is the greatest thing to ever happen to her mother, a best friend and a gorgeous daughter all wrapped into one. She is a gift to so many people, there will never be a girl as special as Avani.

Bullies- “haha! You’re so stupid” (yelling at classmate)
Avani- “leave her alone, she’s smarter than you’ll ever be!”

Mom- “I love you so much. I’m sorry I’m not rich or perfect”
Avani- “you’re the greatest mom, and we have everything we need already. I know you do your best. It’ll all come together, you just have to be patient”
Mom- “you’re the best daughter in the world. I’m so lucky to have you. I love you so much!”

by Pchiekeen February 3, 2023

incumbent advantage

A phenomena known to occur when one party of a relationship must choose between their current partner or an outsider for whom they also have feelings. Statistically the sitting partner takes the advantage by merit of a proven track record and the ease with which a standing relationship can be maintained.

After it came out that she was already involved, it became apparent that i was once again about to fall victim to the incumbent advantage.

by Harold the tax man September 27, 2010

Rennie Advantage

The act of smoking marijuana roughly 1 -2 hours before a golf tee time. A reference to Incubus manager Steve Rennie who is an avid 2 handicap golfer.

Dude, for our trip to Bethpage, I'm totally gonna to utilize a Rennie Advantage.

by Gold Spoon March 28, 2011

Royal Advantage

Conducting a 'knighting' ceremony with one's erect penis. Tapping it on the right and left shoulder of your subject will give them the Royal Advantage.
Alternatively, a woman can conduct this ceremony using a strap-on dildo.

Once the ceremony is complete, one has the Royal Advantage.

Olive: How'd last night go?
Dirk: I now have the Royal Advantage.

by How It Sir February 2, 2018

home shit advantage

The comfortable embrace of ones own toilet. The seat cups your cheeks like no other and your feet fall right into place on that chilled tile floor. You know how much noise you can make and that the walls are thin enough that you might need to run some water in an attempt to cover up the sounds you're about to make evacuating that double decker chili cheese dog and half gallon of beer from last night. Not to mention the 4am chimichanga and milkshake from the gas station you just had to have! You know exactly where the lighter and sage incense are for the aftermath..and also that extra roll of hidden toilet paper in case the one that's about to face your dingle berries just isn't enough. All in all..things flow easier when all your ducks are in a row. Don't pretend like you don't know..

My roommate came running into the house and beelined for the bathroom like a bat out of hell. I think he held it in because he wasn't cool with going at his new girfriends house and needed to come home so he could have his home shit advantage.

by carlsbad carlyfornia December 14, 2013

advance

Promotion or preview copy of an cd,album. Mostly all the cd's leaked over the net are advances, which are sometimes incomplete. Which is fucking annoying since nobody will get off their ass to rip the retail. Buy the cd anyways.

I download an advanced version of a bands new album, and it doesnt come out till 2 months!

by Evil_Fucker666 March 4, 2004

Cod Advanced Warfare

Full of 8 year old squeakers on Xbox live that use all their money on camos and supply drops to look the coolest they can as they fly through the sky killing other 8 year old tryhards amen

Before a 8 year old squeaker nerd gets in a game:

OMG HEY MAN I JUST GOT A SUPER GOOD BAL VARIANT OMG LOOK AT THOSE STATS!!!!111 I AM USING THIS THING MAN

When he gets in a game:
OMG WTF WHY DO THESE FAGGOTS KEEP JUMPING OVER ME!! WOW SNIPER WHAT A FAGGOT
Cod Advanced warfare- should have called it Call of Duty Advanced ExoSpamfare Titansty Ops

by CasTle124 May 20, 2015