australian pipeline

An orgy in which a large group of men, or sometimes women poop all over themselves and each other in an abandoned building; this way they dont have to clean it up.

Bob- That australian pipeline last week was hot!
Bill- Darn tootin', if you know what i mean.
Larry- Thank goodness we don't have to clean it up!
*laughter*

by brownbowels87 November 4, 2013

australian kiss

Just like a French kiss...but down unda!

Drew started by French kissing Macy, but soon got frisky and worked his way down to an Australian kiss.

by gbrowne March 1, 2008

Australian frostpipe

when a girl takes a shit, puts it in the freezer, takes it out, and uses it as a dildo.

tracy:my fingers are too small, and i dont have enough for a dildo!
stacy:are you constipated?
tracy:..yeah.
stacy: Use an australian frostpipe!

by PhillyDTV April 15, 2009

australian flood

When you bleed through your pad/tampon during your period. Causing it to flood down under.

Hey sally do you have an extra pair of pants I'm having an australian flood

by ñieak enthusiast June 1, 2017

Australian Kickboxing

When a man wraps a snake around his foot and proceeds to kick a tarantula up a girls ass.

Man 1: I’m sorry to here your wife died, how did it happen?

Man 2: Oh we were Australian Kickboxing and the spider bit her.

by Jack is a fag May 26, 2019

Australian distance

A very long distance between isolated places. If the place you are in is so far away from everything, you have to travel for hours through empty country just to get anywhere there's people.

"O yeah! You live in the Pacific Northwest! Distances there are Australian!"

"We're in the middle of the desert!!! ... Civilisation is, like, an Australian distance away!"

"It would be fun to go over there, but I'd have to drive an Australian-fuckin' distance just to get there and I'm already tired."

by yobreakfast October 22, 2011

australian wind

When you stick your tongue in your lovers butt while they pass gas.

My lover gave me an Australian Wind and it vibrated my tongue

by KJO March 2, 2015