assim

horny ass hoe

assim is a dick

by UnircornSupporter March 18, 2019

Assmaster

someone who is the ruler of the assholes. they try to act like their the most awesome person ever, but theyre nothing more than an ass master

"John tried to take my girl from me by doing his dumbass disco rountine"

"what an assmaster"

by Sam Baker May 21, 2006

Ass-assination

When a donkey dies.

Maury Povich: Oh no, my donkey died.

Oprah: Damn, man. Ass-assination is always tough.

by GenericSusan19 October 12, 2017

assmaster

One who has mastered the 'ass'.

'No no, Cartman is the assmaster'

by the williams July 11, 2003

Assinated

The act of Assassinating or being Assassinated in the Halo series. Unlike being Assassinated, this induces a feeling of being raped from behind by a 7 foot human tank with an aftertaste of Where-The-Fuck-Did-That-Come-From.

Player 1: "Ugh, you Assinated me! Thats so cheap you n00b. I'm calling Bungie!"

Player 2: "Yeah, yeah. Use your motion tracker and maybe you'll see it coming... Your still gonna get raped though. Just thought you'd like to know."

by ShadowmanZ92 October 11, 2008

assmaster

one who can convince a girl to give up the ass is an assmaster.

hey girl...how 'bout some ass?

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

assmace

When a person delightfully sticks their bare-ass in the receiver's face to accomplish the goal of shooting a noxious substance, thus containing the situation without using pepper-spray.

Andy felt like he would be raped by this man, so since his pants were already down and he was bent over, he used assmace to subdue the pervert.

by ψThrash Till Deathψ July 16, 2009