Ball Achingly Beautiful

When a girl is so hot, your balls ache.

Close to blue balls

Man, Nancy Botwin*is so ball achingly beautiful.

*Or Emma Stone

by Not Karmanaut August 15, 2012

half-asking, half-asked

This is a misinterpretation by churchgoers, puritans, and girls named Theresa or Mandily of half-assed or half-assing. Please see half-assed and half-assing. If someone uses this mistakenly, you should correct them. If they are using it intentionally, you should avoid them.

T: I've been half-asking... :/
A: half asking?
T: Yeah, I go study, I start then get distracted
A: You mean half-assing...
T: *i've been
--- I think it's half-asking, half-asked
A: BAHAHAHA
T: :P
T: Lol
I see both
A: Nuh ah... *shakes head* See Urban Dictionary
T: Ahahahaha I think it's hilarious whenever you put on an attitude LOL
A: I think it's hilarious when people mix up words... I said "flice water" instead of "fly swatter" until I was a teenager.

by ortegaaj January 21, 2013

Ashington

A dumping ground for all that is bad; a cesspit; a shithole.

I went to Ashington the other day; I left with enteric fever.

by A.R. Andomperson June 20, 2003

Cat Assing

Verb. 1) Used to describe the homebody behavior of a 'cat person' who stays at home instead of engaging in meaningful social relationships.

2) Also used to describe general lolly-gagging and laying about doing nothing.

Julie won't come hang out tonight because she's too busy cat assing around the house with her clowder of cats.

Julie is unemployed, so all she does is cat ass on the sofa playing video games.

by WeirdK May 5, 2011

assing

A marching band hazing ritual whereby, upon first performance of an incorrect note, a new band member's face is rubbed in the bare buttocks of another member.

That new sousaphonist has such an assing coming to him!

by bB October 26, 2005

assing

some one...who is..jacking around..and shit

dude...quit assing around.

by Ash September 24, 2004

asking not asking

A sarcastic phrase that re-frames your polite request as a demand.

"Phil can you hand me the remote? Asking not asking!"

by F-Stop FitzgeraldStop October 2, 2017