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who asked

The greatest insult to ever exist. Nothing but brute force can combat it
If you are really proud of something you did, or want to share a fact and someone says "Who asked?" You can't say anything back to that. It puts you in this weird spot where you can't say anything else. Next time someone says "who asked" to you, kick their ass. If someone insults you, say "who asked" and prepare yourself.
Tim: "ur shoes look like shit"
Mark: "Who asked"
Tim: *pulls out gun"
by plaper69 November 24, 2020
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who tf asked

something a smart ass says to annoy you. I hate it
I REALLY hate it
Bill: i am getting maried
Some bozo: Who tf asked?
by booty chunkerz April 16, 2021
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we never asked

According to world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life, if we multiply this by the number of days in a year (365), there is a total of 985,500,000,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion days). Not once in any of those days did anybody ask.
Jordan: I'm better than you in this game.
Me: We never asked.
by BluishDev January 23, 2022
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No one asked

Used for people who forget that they are irrelevant and provide information that is as irrelevant as them
Jonny: Where is my pen
Raed: ur pen sucks
Jonny: no one asked u dipshit
by blackkky May 11, 2022
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she asked me

she asked me
she asked me
by she asked me October 4, 2021
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Ankeny

The most fucking boring ass town in all of Iowa. Nothing ever happens, we've got good sports teams but underpaid teams for academics. Shows that they value stupidity and usual douchefuckness over actual intellect.

We've got some pretty stupid people and not many valuable ones. If this place were destroyed, no one would care or notice.

We've got like a total of 4.5 black people and fewer Mexicans and Asians (though we hate them, especially Gimp). We're dominated by culturally insensitive upper middle class white people who have no idea what the deal with reality is and have no idea what it is like to go without their HDTV and American Eagle jeans.

(more will be added as I need to vent)
"Yo G, what's hangin' in the shizzle??"

"*Puts head in hands* you must be from Ankeny. That's not how a real black person talks."

"How did ya know?"
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Ankels

Nick name for a "very bad" person.
For example:

Civilized explanation:
Ankels=--> as low as you can get

Rude explanation but VERY clear:
Ankels=--> three feet lower than a cunt
Great way to insult a person without him or her knowing it!!!

Hi Ankels how are you todaY?
by pepepepe January 7, 2008
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