AndrewSexual

When a man is attracted to woman and Andrew Toczko.

Tyler: "do you know that kid Ricky Jackson?"

Paige: "yeah i know him."

Tyler: "he is such a AndrewSexual."

by Tjpomps January 31, 2010

andrew

A god amongst men, there are few people truly worthy to be bestowed with the name Andrew. Women want him, and men want to be him. He's the life of a party, even if he's not invited. Andrew is capable of great feats, not just in the bedroom, although he is a consummate lover, but sometimes just out of spite.

Andrews can typically stop a rampaging bull with a strong, frank punch to the face, yet be as gentle as a mother doe to her fawn. He's the stuff of legends. Songs are written about him, plays a penned, entire. He can steal hearts with a glance, moisten panties with a breath, and command loyalty with a snap of the fingers.

In short, Andrew is the man to be and the man to beat, but few are capable to fill his shoes and fewer still can best him.

Dude, Andrew showed up, this party doesn't suck to be at any more!

Hey, Andrew, can I have copious amounts of sex with you?

Andrew, terrorists hijacked a bus full of nuns! We need your help!

Andrew is my favorite customer. He pays with exact change.

by Andrew's #1 Fan October 24, 2010

Andrew Eldritch

Lead singer and frontman for the goth band "The Sisters of Mercy". He's referred to by many people in the goth scene as "The Gothfather" even though, to this day, he says he wants nothing to do with the subculture whatsoever. He's known for saying things like: "It's disappointing that so many people have in all seriousness adopted just one of our many one-week-of-stupid-clothes benders". He also notes that, "I'm constantly confronted by representatives of popular culture who are far more goth than we, yet I have only to wear black socks to be stigmatised as the demon overlord."

Despite these comments, Eldritch and the Sisters of Mercy are still known as two of the flagship figures for the goth subculture.

Andrew Eldritch is the lead singer of the Sisters of Mercy.

by Jason Swindler September 18, 2008

Dirty Andrew

When a Man fucks his girlfriend in their ass then mouth without cleaning it.

Jordan: Hey I was talking to your girl and her breath is just terrible

Andrew: Oh ya, I gave her a dirty Andrew last night

by Settingthingsstrait April 15, 2020

dominic andrew

An internet celebrity made famous from myspace and stickam. He has his own line of t-shirts with his face and trademark name on them. His name can be heard in one of Dj Cristoffs songs called "Scene Kidz". He also parades around clubs with a posse of scene kids including, but not limited to, Melody Dojo, Isaac Mexican, Desmond Evan Discord, and Michelle.

"OMFG's! Look who shoiwed up to Dance, Dominic Andrew!"
"Ugh, He is such a scandal. He totally didn't even comment me back"

by scenetrannyking March 5, 2008

andrew velasquez

The hot lead vocalist of Crown The Empire
(2010-present)

Did you hear andrew velasquez's heavenly voice when he sang "Machines"

by ronnieradke March 2, 2015

andrew wakefield

A British ex-physician who is an anti-vaxx activist who is known to make claims that would cause the MMR vaccine controversy which is saying that autism is caused by vaccines which was proven false. His controversy led to a decline of vaccines in the United States, The United Kingdom and Ireland which had caused the rise of measles and mumps causing in many illnesses deaths. Wakefield has a history of mistreating developmentally delayed children and being dishonest in his research.

Wakefield was born in Eton, Berkshire, England then moved to Austin, Texas.

Andrew wakefield's claims about vaccines are a huge load of shit.

by Rubik7 November 9, 2019