cuddle alarm

An alarm you set before your primary alarm to allow for cuddle time with your partner before getting up for the day. Similar to hitting snooze, except it's primary purpose is morning cuddles.

We have to be up by 7am to make our flight, so you better set the cuddle alarm for 6:50am.

by Harmonizzle July 5, 2017

Kiss-Alarm

When you wake your partner with a kiss instead of an alarm clock.

Since I am usually awake before John, if he needs to be up at a certain time, just before his clock buzzes I give him a kiss-alarm.

by JaneGordon.com April 4, 2023

Alarm-psychic

Someone who wakes up just seconds/minutes before their alarm goes off.

I woke up just one minute before my alarm went off this morning. I think I'm alarm-psychic!

by Terry the Tog December 16, 2013

Alarm Cock

The act of waking your partner up by slapping her in the face with your semi erect penis.

Susie was well away his morning but she sold stirred when the alarm cock went!

by leej1973 April 26, 2017

alarm clock

My greatest nemesis.

I pulled out my shotgun and blew my alarm clock away.

by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003

5AM Alarm

when someone cups a male's balls and shakes them to provoke annoyance or irritation.

Maybe because she just gave me a 5AM Alarm!

by jsykyourstupid August 30, 2010

alarm cup

The cup one keeps on their nightstand or by their bed in case of urinary emergency.

My sister stayed at my place last weekend. She thought she was drinking the last of the apple juice but got my alarm cup instead.

Tony was such a dick last night at the bar. But he left his alarm cup full from the night before so I woke him up for brunch with a vengeance.

by Doctor Exotic August 16, 2011