Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 24, 2020

Acorn

Name:
very trustworthy and kind

can be stoopid and fun to talk to

very nice person and is caring towards everyone

OMG LOOK THERE'S ACORN
ITS ACORN! HES SO NICE

by BOO🍩 June 5, 2020

acorn in the forest

a little circumsized dick in a forest of pubes

"Wow, Greg must have an acorn in the forest."

by justaworm December 5, 2016

acorn head

when you use a booty as a cup to drink out of

dude... you drank gatorade out of a acorn head??

by rrrrrrrrrbonsquito February 20, 2022

Give acorn

A healing item used in a roblox game

Two words that should heal your mental injuries upon seeing/hearing someone saying/doing something cringy/disgusting.

Hey look Jack,that kid is doing a fortnite dance
Give acorn
Even acorn can't heal my eyes

by Chromik January 3, 2021

Baby Acorn

A baby acorn, code word for a man that has a small penis... being so small it resembles an acorn... probably also drives a jacked up truck.

Poor guy pulled out his penis and I was disappointed with that baby acorn.

by MateNoworrieslover September 6, 2019

Acorn Metal Toilet

The biggest piece of shit ever

Dammit this stupid Acorn Metal Toilet clogged on me!

by catdoglover88 January 10, 2021