Absurd

anything so gloriously illogical it makes the universe blush and giggle in sheer ecstatic bewilderment.

bro quit his job to hold a token called $ABSURD with zero volume for 11 months.

by official absurd coin March 10, 2026

Abservlite

someone or a group of people who does not fit in the categories of being both Jewish and gentile.

The Samaritan people are abservlites

by barrmiceter May 20, 2025

Aberdeen Glass

A violent method used in Aberdeen, Scotland where you take a glass bottle and place it inside a person's mouth. The mouth is wrapped around the bottle and the person is lying on the ground either flat on their back or on their side. The persons jaw is then kicked full force from below causing the person to shatter the glass and their teeth. The glass shards also rip and tear the insides of the mouth and go down the person's throat. It is a term similar with a Glasgow Smile. It is a mix of glassing someone and a curb stomp. It is not commonly used but has occurred and was created within Aberdeen.

He was mouthing off, so they gave him the Aberdeen Glass. Didn’t talk again.

by MetaAberdeen June 25, 2025

absurd and no remorse

absurd and no remorse is com group found in 2025 September by scott and eepy and wamphy and Hornet

absurd and no remorse sucks

by Jahne. September 29, 2025

Aberdeen angus

you have it with scabby chips and Archibald

Are we eating scabby chips and Aberdeen Angus today

by Billy bear peckish November 23, 2025

Plain Absurding

1. The time you waste on the website www.plainabsurd.com

2. When you are taking pictures of absurd things to submit to www.plainabsurd.com

3. Doing anything that someone will think is absurd just to have fun

1. Wife "Take out the trash and clean up your mess"

Husband "No"
Wife "What the hell are you doing"
Husband "Plain Absurding that pic of you crapping yourself"
Wife "I never know what you are talking about"

by Plainabsurd August 29, 2012

Skeptically Absurd

When one is only skeptical of information that contradicts a preformed opinion and openly accepts any and all aligned information, regardless of legitimacy or source, and openly rejects contradictory information that cannot be proven to be true when judged against an ever-changing ad-hoc burden of proof

Joe is so skeptically absurd into the deep state that he anything anyone brings to the table he rejects. He’s is the head of skeptically absurdism.

by giraffe0987 August 11, 2021