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just like a bought one

Said just on completion of fixing or enhancing an item up to a standard that could be bought or purchased from a shop. Often has a tone of slight sarcasm regarding the fixed or enhanced item.
After fixing the broken chair leg with gaffa tape, Bob proudly said "Just like a bought one"...
by Wollinator February 20, 2008
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pull a black one

When a black dude tries to rip you off or swindle you.
"Dude those 2 nigs driving the delivery truck said I needed to give them 500$ before i could get my new fridge!!"

" I thought you said it had free shipping brah??"

" Yea bro, I called the shipping company right away.....those niggers totally tried to pull a black oneon me"
by Lt.SkeetChoadleson March 13, 2013
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taking a mean one

Expelling feces in an explosive or painful matter.
Hey boss. Can I take the day off? I have to take a mean one.
by friend of bob June 13, 2004
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A Classy One

The action of performing oral sex on a man, while he is seated in the upright position, with the other person on their knees on the floor. Looking up is optional.
"I love 69, but I would really like a classy one."
"Give me a classy one under my desk"
by Thecatlady September 13, 2013
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A crisp one

A $100 bill. Synonym of a bill.
How much does that cost?

That's gonna run you a crisp one.
by x-Psycho August 2, 2016
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having a small one

If someone is having a problem or issue of any size or any kind this phrase can be applied.

Supremely versatile, from minor ‘situations’ like one can’t find ones lighter, to major ‘situations’ like ones girlfriend has left one...

Often most effective when applied to others when trivialising their problems or issues!
If you’re struggling to find your lighter - “I’m having a small one!”

If you see your friend buckle over in agony after stubbing his toe - “Are you having a small one?!”

If you see someone drop a tray of drinks - “she’s having a small one!!”

If someone crashes a car - “he’s having a small one..!”
by Muggotron 3000 March 22, 2020
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rip to a real one

An expression of acknowledgement and respect to someone or something, especially after a loss. In its most serious context it can reference a real dead person, but is used more often in trivial matters such as when a favorite restaurant closes down.
Etymology consists of RIP, an acronym/initialism of Rest In Peace, and real one, someone or something that is great or significant.
Person 1: Did you hear that the pub closed down?
Person 2: Nooo, their Irish nachos were the bomb! Rip to a real one.
by lipidking June 15, 2022
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