mondo

An extremely large turd that exceeds the average size of the male genitalia that is kept intact in one piece.

Reginald: Hey Dorothy, did you receive my snap of my fat mondo?
Dorothy: You're fucking gross.

by marmarfaggots July 21, 2018

mondo load

When you don’t jerk off for a period of time, to release a mondo load onto a female

I haven’t nutted in 5 days, my girlfriend will not be ready for my mondo load I’ll drop on her tonight

by Squadbrunchtaj August 18, 2023

mondo

To experience a severe and violent episode of withdrawal as a result of not using Facebook.

Matthew hasn't checked Facebook today, so he's over on the floor sweating profusely and bleeding from the eyes and mouth. He's totally gone mondo.

by osujoe June 13, 2011

Mondo

Mondo can be different things but it's also an Italian word.
It means "world"

Person 1: "ho conosciuto tuo cugino in un altro stato" (eng: I met your cousin in another state)

Person 2: "il mondo è davvero piccolo! " (eng: the world sure is small!)

by Champ-P October 30, 2020

Mondo Coolioso

Hawaiian for "major douchebag". Pronouced "cool-e-o-so".

Guy 1: John's a fucking tool.
Guy 2: Yeah he's a real Mondo Coolioso.

by Mondo Coolioso May 7, 2011

Mondo

Somone who has a huge crush on ling

I have aids lol

your such a mondo

by average al April 20, 2021

mondo dome

describes an intense session of getting head from your girlfriend

dude, i just got mondo dome from my girl, i can barely move.

by livewire93 January 21, 2011