When one is attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a female and said female uses her vaginal muscles to shut the opening detering one's attempt in any sexual act involving the vagina rendering the male participant "flex zoned"
Jon: I was hooking up with this girl and I couldn't get my finger in and then she told my whole band about it, it was embarrassing.
Chat: Yo, you got flex zoned!
Chat: Yo, you got flex zoned!
by Narwhal Nation September 1, 2014
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by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004
Get the zonda mug.The no-zone is when either you don't want to talk to someone or they don't want to talk to you. If someone friendzones you, instead of complaining about it, you can no-zone them and feel much better. Then you get a different girl to actually be your girlfriend. You can also chill out with your other friends.
I totally put that girl in the no-zone after she friendzoned me, and got another girl to be my girlfriend. I talked with my other friends about it and they said "put her in the no-zone".
by HawaiianPunch1 July 31, 2021
Get the No-zone mug."I should not have signed up for Voice Stream because their service sucks shit in the East Coast. They have so many dead zones in their so called "Coverage Area"."
by Negger September 8, 2003
Get the dead zone mug.Rico: I sent her a message if we could go hang out.
Steve: Oh really, what did she say?
Rico: She just seen zoned me.
Steve: Oh really, what did she say?
Rico: She just seen zoned me.
by Tortov Roddle September 5, 2013
Get the Seen Zone mug.The almost un-escapable place where you have a crush on someone but they only want to be friends. 1 record lasted 8 years in the friend zone.
boy''will you be my girl friend''
girl''i would prefer us to be just friends''
boy is now in the friend zone
girl''i would prefer us to be just friends''
boy is now in the friend zone
by dat guy1 November 3, 2013
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