ZOINKS

What people say when they realize cartoon Shaggy has skin-colored facial hair.

Me: Did you know cartoon Shaggy has a beard, it's just the color of his skin?
You: Let me see.
Me: Look at the GIF.
You: ZOINKS!

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022

Zoink

A person who pitches to Bowser

Nick was humiliated after losing the gauntlet from the walk-off homerun. He would forever be considered a Zoink by his friends.

by imjjt April 26, 2022

Zoinks

An exclamation of fear or excitement.

Zoinks Scoob, it’s the gay bladesman

by Wikipedia CEO May 6, 2022

Zoinks

What Shaggy says when he gets spooked.

Zoinks! It's the gay blade!

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 1, 2022

Zoinked

So high or tired you can't feel your body and are generally incoherent yet not really uncomfortable

Similar to geeked or zooted

Person 1: yo bro how you been

Person 2: shitt I'm zoinked outta my mind rn

by Dangdogs May 23, 2022

Zoinks

An alternative to “wow” or “cool”

Zoinks! Mark got an A+ on his test!

by GaySpaceDemon February 28, 2021

ZOINKS

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by KAZOOSARENOTEDIBLE April 21, 2021