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Zipcon

The home planet of a species that are currently invading the planet Earth.

see also motherboard
We are here from Zipcon.
by Zipconian Kane May 8, 2004
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Ziplock

The term "Ziplock" refers to an economy disposable douche bag.
Dude, you are such a ziplock!
by HotRods_n_Booze December 9, 2007
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ziplocked

Really cool; very airtight. Interchangeable with vacuum sealed
See drafty, mesh, locked
That phone is ziplocked
by Tylerton May 10, 2014
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Zippo

An overpriced supposedly "windproof" lighter made in Bradford, PA which is sold primarily overseas due to the fact that every American either doesn't smoke cigarettes or has a box of them that they inherited from their grandfather or uncle. Employees of Zippo are among the highest paid factory workers in Bradford and if you're lucky enough to get employed then you're trapped in the seventh circle of eternal damnation because they know that you're adapted money-making lifestyle can't afford to leave, thus allowing the Satan-Nazi management and HR to screw you over however and whenever they feel fit, which is usually on a daily basis. If you do escape, however, you're left with a empty shell of sanity and a really bad case of carpel-tunnel in both arms.
My friends that work at Zippo all drive new cars but work mandatory overtime 7 days a week and get laid off every 3 months.
by Mr Pukka March 3, 2009
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zippo

An expensive, yet piece of shit brand o lighters whos fuel constantly runs out and is hard to stay lit. Pure style over substance.

That and you cant use them to smoke weed.
Sure, Zippos are cool looking and are harder to blow out then lets say, Bics but they suck.
by Arm February 17, 2006
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ziplock nigga

A black person. When locking hiself/herself in a room, masturbates until smells very bad.
woo, that guy's a ziplock nigga
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Zyphomethorium

Noun. : When your very very very baked you have reached the state of mind called ZYPHOMETHORIUM.
Person A : Dude i just landed on planet ZYPHOMETHORIUM.
Person B : NO WAY!!! ME TOO!!!!!!! geez i'm so baked bro.
by 1/2 of 840 equals stoned November 29, 2010
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