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Yolked

A word used to describe someone who is very in shape/hench. If you can describe a woman as yolked then something is wrong.
Jack jones is yolked.
by JD #MDhitta August 11, 2022
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A big yolk

This is who "Egg," of Denny's "Grand Slams," doesn't want to be.
"Egg," of Denny's "Grand Slams," tells "Bold Coffee," that she isn't just a big yolk. There's more to her, that he recognizes. "Pancake" says "Egg's white." This is a joke on "Egg's" right, and egg white. My Denny's joke. I love this place!
by jrpgkin August 23, 2022
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Yolk 'N' Choke

Noun - Slang for Oral Sex, where the recipient has a penis. Used typically if the supplier gags at some point throughout the service.
"She gave me a good Yolk 'N' Choke last night. Kinda sucks that she didn't swallow, though."
by AlexanderLesher January 7, 2022
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yolked

the action of gaining some you hate trust and putting shelled, whole, hard-boiled eggs hidden all around their house in the hope that they will spoil and make the house smell ransid. Then gaslighting them into thinking the smell is all in their head and prompting kicking out the friend group.
yo did you guys hear that corrines house was yolked last night?
by corrine hate club February 5, 2022
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scrambled my yolk

to partake in sexual intercourse. Synonyms: penetrate, rearrange guts ect
girl: omg he totally scrambled my yolk last night it was cray….
boy: dude i totally scrambled her yolk
by greg boston 34 October 30, 2021
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Yolk

To hold someone up by their collar or shirt
They snatched away from their mama, so she yolked them up.
by Empty it September 15, 2021
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Slurp my Yolk

1. When your thirsty and cum is the only option.

2. When you participate in an egg fetish
1. I’m going to the break room to slurp my yolk.

2. Dude, I’m about to go slurp my yolk, I’ll talk to you later.
by Globert August 10, 2021
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