land yacht

A large, luxury sport utility vehicle

I almost got hit by a yuppie driving a land yacht

by webdev1972 December 9, 2007

Douche Yacht

Shooting someone with your douche.

Kevin "Yo, last night Devra shot me with her douche after I told her she stank."
Jordan "Daammn yo, you got douche yachted."

by selfhatingjew April 27, 2011

asswhaffle yacht club

Member of Asswhaffle YC: Is a person that will lean on your dock box with a cold beer and tell you what you're doing wrong on that smokey diesel as you swear, kick and sweat. They'll come to your rescue with a cold beer, a willing hand, tools and shared lessons learned the hard way. Much like a kid, you won't listen and someday after you've "matured" in this new life of wind and sails, you might be the Asswhaffle passing along your knowledge to the new guy.
Or it might be that arm chair sailor that really did know his shit back in the the day, who for reasons unknown can't be on the water that he loves anymore, but he longs to share his glorious stories; listen to his stories with your BS filter turned on high: you might learn, laugh, walk away shaking your head in disbelief or you might just be getting a glimpse into your future
An Asswhaffle will loan you their cleanest dirty shirt for a job interview at the bike rental shop so you can live your dream on your boat.
An Asswhaffle will, in light jest (unless you jeopardize the safety of passengers, crew & those around you), point out the errors of your ways so that you become a safer Asswhaffler for the safety of Asswhafflers on all of Mother Earth's waterways.
An Asswhaffle is someone that's a little funky, eccentric, marches to the beat of their own drum, makes their own rules, helps others when (s)he can, never wastes what (s)he takes from Mother Earth & always pays it forward.
(c) Kristine E Gentry 2015

I am a member of the Asswhaffle Yacht Club and always buy the first round of rum drinks.

by KEGGERS February 28, 2015

Not Yacht

A yacht without exclusively attractive occupants. The antonym of Hot Yacht

Look at all those hotties on board that boat over... oh wait a sec look at the captain. I thought it was a Hot Yacht for a second but it's actually a Not Yacht.

by Nutata June 7, 2016

pocket yacht

A small yacht the features all of the same amenities as it's larger counterparts, in a compact package. Typically between 20' and 30' long. They are trailer-able and accommodate 4-6 people. Similar to a Tiny Home in purpose, you can achieve your desired boating lifestyle in a more affordable package.

We traveled the entire Great Loop in a Pocket Yacht

by LiveLifeAtSeaLevel February 1, 2018

han yacht

Them guys over there. Guys that will drink anything with alcohol in it.

Take that Budweiser to them Han Yachts.

by Beavertbd May 25, 2019

Dream Yacht

An extremely attractive person of the opposite sex that you'd like to have sex with but can't because he or she is taken or is way out of your league causing you to day-dream about being on them naked, riding until the sun comes up during spring break

The opposite of a moped

Example:

Guy 1: did you see that gorgeous woman at the bar last night?
Guy 2: hell yeah, I'd show her off to everyone I know. She's my Dream Yacht.

Example:

It's too bad Tyler is married. Hes so hott! He is my dream yacht.

by ZuulButtSecks April 12, 2019