Woof Ticket

An ugly, skanky ho (sometimes fat, sometimes not) that was porked in a temporary lapse of judgment.

Man I got so drunk last night I punched that woof ticket more than once before I escaped.

by Dustin "Dirty Sanchez" Diamond February 14, 2009

woofed my salad

To toss a salad in a hurry.

Allison was so hungry she woofed my salad.

by CB_ April 26, 2006

Woof Wang Slam

The act of sticking your penis violently inyo a dogs arsehole

You know my dog, I gave it a proper good Woof Wang Slam

by Po-Tang January 23, 2015

woof on her breadbox

When you're fucking your lady, just before you cum, pull out and blow your load on her stomach.

When asked if I liked to cum in my wife's pussy, I said, no, I prefer to woof on her breadbox.

by icount September 24, 2009

BARK BARK WOOF GRRR

If someone says this too you, you're most likely either a racist or a peodo.

"nice ass"
"BARK BARK WOOF GRRR YAP YAP"

by zombiichan October 13, 2020

French Woof

If you have to ask you can't afford it.

"Do you want a french Woof"
"Whats that?"
"If you have to ask you can't afford it"

by tharealjuggalo February 25, 2010

Woof-honk

The sound that a dog which has been done up the arse, then charges at you as you tresspass in the drive-way of it's owners house makes.

We were walking past the house, and saw the dog. We laughed.

"WOO-HONK"

".."

"AHAHAHAHAHA"

"THAT DOG JUST SA-.."

"WOOF-HONK"

by Allzo January 29, 2009