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Woof Ticket

An ugly, skanky ho (sometimes fat, sometimes not) that was porked in a temporary lapse of judgment.
Man I got so drunk last night I punched that woof ticket more than once before I escaped.
by Dustin "Dirty Sanchez" Diamond February 14, 2009
mugGet the Woof Ticketmug.

woofed my salad

Allison was so hungry she woofed my salad.
by CB_ April 26, 2006
mugGet the woofed my saladmug.

Woof Wang Slam

The act of sticking your penis violently inyo a dogs arsehole
You know my dog, I gave it a proper good Woof Wang Slam
by Po-Tang January 23, 2015
mugGet the Woof Wang Slammug.

woof on her breadbox

When you're fucking your lady, just before you cum, pull out and blow your load on her stomach.
When asked if I liked to cum in my wife's pussy, I said, no, I prefer to woof on her breadbox.
by icount September 24, 2009
mugGet the woof on her breadboxmug.

BARK BARK WOOF GRRR

If someone says this too you, you're most likely either a racist or a peodo.
"nice ass"
"BARK BARK WOOF GRRR YAP YAP"
by zombiichan October 13, 2020
mugGet the BARK BARK WOOF GRRRmug.

woof woof girl

That girl was trying to be edgy, such a woof woof girl
by coochie sniffer January 30, 2024
mugGet the woof woof girlmug.

Woofed

A PG13 way to say "Fucked". Created by the legendary twitch streamer MrJakeWoof
"Oh Beary just got woofed!"

"How are you doing motherwoofers?"
by ImJones November 26, 2018
mugGet the Woofedmug.

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