Woof Ticket

An ugly, skanky ho (sometimes fat, sometimes not) that was porked in a temporary lapse of judgment.

Man I got so drunk last night I punched that woof ticket more than once before I escaped.

by Dustin "Dirty Sanchez" Diamond February 14, 2009

woofed my salad

To toss a salad in a hurry.

Allison was so hungry she woofed my salad.

by CB_ April 26, 2006

Woof Wang Slam

The act of sticking your penis violently inyo a dogs arsehole

You know my dog, I gave it a proper good Woof Wang Slam

by Po-Tang January 23, 2015

woof on her breadbox

When you're fucking your lady, just before you cum, pull out and blow your load on her stomach.

When asked if I liked to cum in my wife's pussy, I said, no, I prefer to woof on her breadbox.

by icount September 24, 2009

BARK BARK WOOF GRRR

If someone says this too you, you're most likely either a racist or a peodo.

"nice ass"
"BARK BARK WOOF GRRR YAP YAP"

by zombiichan October 13, 2020

woof woof girl

A pick me or a furry

That girl was trying to be edgy, such a woof woof girl

by coochie sniffer January 30, 2024

Woofed

A PG13 way to say "Fucked". Created by the legendary twitch streamer MrJakeWoof

"Oh Beary just got woofed!"

"How are you doing motherwoofers?"

by ImJones November 26, 2018