Women are beauty, women are grace, women are imminent doom. A woman is a swimsuit left out on the lawn after playing with the sprinkler and then being run over by the lawn mower. Women are the feeling of your leg hair flowing in the breeze. A woman is when you walk around the corner of a building on a windy day and get SMACKED in the face with nature. Have you ever seen a video of a raccoon receiving a piece of cotton candy? That’s a woman. Women are robust, women are industrious, women like ferb and phineas. Women are gaé. A woman is an orca in high tide. Women are not tiaras, women are not crowns, women are the aching hands of the metal smith. Women are mauve, but never chartreuse. Some fan fictions believe that Jesus was the king of kings, Paul blart was the king of queens, queen was queen. Who was the queen of kings? Shania Twain. Ordering something online and realizing you already have it, that’s a woman. Women are *high note*. I’m sweating right now and it’s because of women. Women are the magazine subscription that you can’t cancel. If you ever kept repeating the right answer to a question that nobody heard, you might be a woman. Women are the earth, women are the sky (the sky is a lesbian). Women are angels, women are life givers, women are life takers. Women are everything. A women is a eucalyptus leaf. You can always tell a woman by her big, juicy, ꧁𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦꧂. RESPECT HER. Most importantly, a woman is whatever she wants to be in her wildest nightmare.
by Ajajajajaxisdead May 12, 2022
A biological collection of polygons strategically placed in such a manner that, upon visual stimulation, would cause a male homosapien's penis to fill with blood. Said polygons include, but are not limited to, an irregular concave located between the legs and two conics on the anterior of the torso.
I tried to use integral calculus to determine the volume of the two conic sections that protrude off the chest of a woman. However, when I came in for a closer inspection, the collection of polygons stabbed me and claimed sexual harassment. The things I do for the evolution of mathematics...
by mnp2 March 10, 2006
The name you call your mom when you are talking to your friends about how slow she is or when you want something from her.
"When are you coming to the party?"
"I don't know. Depends on how slow this woman is"
"Do you want to go out for dinner with me and Paul?"
"Sure. But I've got to call this woman first!"
"I don't know. Depends on how slow this woman is"
"Do you want to go out for dinner with me and Paul?"
"Sure. But I've got to call this woman first!"
by Lakarian November 04, 2011
by SookyRottweiler November 27, 2013
a man who makes every woman fall head over heals in love with him, and he already has like 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 other girl friends.
by james short March 14, 2007
He: "Hey Hun! What is wrong with you?"
She: "Nuthing."
He: "Are you sure tho?"
She: "Yes. I'm totally fine"
He: "Okay then..."
*5 mins later*
She: "It's just funny how..."
He: "Pls stop womaning"
She: "Nuthing."
He: "Are you sure tho?"
She: "Yes. I'm totally fine"
He: "Okay then..."
*5 mins later*
She: "It's just funny how..."
He: "Pls stop womaning"
by angelonfire March 05, 2018
Those age old sandwhich jokes are just that OLD! Don't tell those jokes in front of a woman you WILL get slapped.
by Chevy Gurl July 10, 2011