Wadsacking

The art of open-mouthed skolling of an alcoholic drink, usually wine, in a vigorous manner.

I am going to be Wadsacking some wines tonight.

by skolmaster3000 October 30, 2013

Woodstock 99

Woodstock 99 was a rock festival held on the Griffis Air Force Base in Rome, New York, USA, starting on Thursday 22 July 1999, and ending 3 days later that Sunday. The event was one of the 3 festivals (alongside Woodstock '94) that attempted to emulate the "peace, love, and music" of the hippie movement more often than not associated with the original Woodstock '69 festival held in Bethel, NY. The festival is universally branded as a dismal failure marred with sexual violence, vandalism, drug trafficking, rioting, and fires. Many famous acts at the festival include Limp Bizkit, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Korn, DMX, Metallica, Kid Rock, Insane Clown Posse, Rage Against the Machine, and The Tragically Hip.

All in all, 44 arrests were made, 2 people (the media loves to say 3 people) died, 4 sexual assaults were identified, and thousands were injured.

"Which festival did Dad go to back in 1999?"

"You mean that shitshow Woodstock 99?"

by WOODSTOCK GUY April 21, 2022

morning woodsap

(Noun) the sappy genital arousal of a female that occurs in the morning; female morning wood

Girl 1: dude I hate when I wake up and my pussy is wet

Girl 2: yea morning woodsap is the worst

by Tarry Haylor October 13, 2013

Lexa Woods

The sexy CEO from Wattpad, aka Lexa kom Trikru from The 100. She’s hot as hell, PRECISELY A TOP, everyone would like to get crushed by her.

Is your name Lexa Woods? No. Well, you failed everywhere.

by GldWoods January 4, 2021

Three. Words. Here.

Like an action movie poster, the generic marketing convention that adds excitement to any endeavor.

We have to blow the client away. We need Three. Words. Here.

by JormanThoad November 7, 2018

Bad words

Bad words are the thing your mom won’t let you say because they are disrespectful and she carried you and that means you have to be nice

Jimmy said a bad word and his mom shoved soap down his throat, don’t say bad words

by GoofeyGoober14 April 7, 2020

fairfield woods middle school

a place where the teachers give a shit load of homework, most of the girls are flat but have amazing asses, ands hair styles range from Justin Beiber to Pauly D. many of the students are tools and have extreme cases of dumb blonde syndrome, but others just dont try and fail every test thrown at them. Truely not a bad place to be if you like girls with fine asses and dont mind (or dont do) homework.

guy one: i sure do love a good ass once in a while

guy two: come down to fairfield woods middle school! just dont do the homework

guy one: sweet ill be there!

by that guy by the door February 18, 2011