squigity wizards

agreement of something cool or fun, bro.

Mike: "You want to play FIFA?"
Rob: "Squigity wizards!"
Rob: "Let's go!"

by FIFA2X11 October 31, 2011

Freaky Wizard

free-key - wizz-erd
n.
weird black nail and lip coloured greebo mofo, with long dark drench coat - to smooth the strange effect of garms

any name for a retard person that dresses like a bell end

strange emo reject retard

ex 1
p 1) look at that chap dressed in weird clothing

p 2) what the fuck, - dirty Freaky wizard mother fucker

ex2
p 1) what is that person wearing

p 2) that my friend is a Freaky wizard. LOL

aka strangely dressed, weird thoughts, who knows what is passing their freaky mind

by Rob gas June 20, 2009

Wizards Gloss

Crusted Drool on the side of the lips, Often seen after taking a nap.

Josh: wake up nigga we about to take a quiz.

Devin: *wakes up* oh shit when did this happen?

Josh: Ew nigga you got a nasty case of wizards gloss

Devin: Damn I better wipe this shit off.

by WillIamiamimnot September 12, 2010

boob wizard

A highly skilled individual who can quickly glance at a pair of titties and accurately name their size

That creepy guy with shades on the metro is usually a boob wizard. Whispers of "34C"s can be heard as he walks past.

by Meghansolo7 September 6, 2015

Wizard's Potion

When you empty materials such as Coke and Mentos into a girl's vagina and watch the glorious explosion of the materials as well as some vaginal fluid.

I told Sam to put her legs behind her head so I could prepare a wizard's potion.

by Nermie December 14, 2009

taking a wizard

when you've been holding in a piss for so long it has to potential to be of Austin Powers tier. Most commonly performed in Amish

When me and the homies were on the road trip through Amish they almost ditched me when I was taking a wizard.

by hossman_jago November 7, 2019

Rape Wizard

An older hippy type who plies young people with drugs for nefarious purposes. Usually claims some interest in spiritualism or other hippy bullshit as part of his schtick.

Q. Did you stay long at the rave Suzy?
A. Hell no. It was crawling with Rape Wizards.

by Penny Pingletons Mother October 6, 2018