up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

No more wire hangers

What a stepmother would yell at you if she found a wire hanger in your closet after specifically telling you that wire hangers are just not acceptable. You would then be beaten about with the aforementioned wire hanger.

"You fool! I said plastic hangers! But this...This is a wire hanger! No more wire hangers!"

by Rodney Basil December 21, 2003

Diddy Wire

Diddy wire is a thing of most little boys childhoods. Its were one rub's garden wire/chicken wire between their hands and it feels like a boob.

Ohhhhhh, give me a go at your diddy wire.

by nic915 May 3, 2011

Banjo Wire

Thin strip that holds your foreskin onto your helmet

Oh shite, I've just snapped my banjo wire

by brazenskies June 1, 2010

adam wire

Hater who thinks his fantasy football team is good, when it is not.

Hey bro, don't act like adam wire or you'll get swiss cheesed up!

by onearmedbandit1 October 3, 2012

Fiend wire

When that cart/pod is lookin too good when you don't have a battery and you fiend so hard, you cut a usb wire and use the black and red copper wires to rip it

Did anyone bring a bat?

Naw i didn't think we'd need it.

Fuck, now I gotta make a fiend wire for my goon ass.

by Holdmynuts November 1, 2020

in just under the wire

When people say "in just under the wire" means that someone did something at the last minute or moment, or something happened at last minute, for example:

" - I'm sorry , i didn't hear my alarm.

- So that's why you came in just under the wire? "

by AxmanaleX February 8, 2023