Penis wrinkle

When your roommate order McDonalds without asking if you want any.

Adam is a goddamn penis wrinkle.

by bobsicle February 3, 2019

A Wrinkle in Time

A really cool children's fantasy/sci-fi book written by Madeleine L'Engle, published in 1962. It tells the relatively short yet fascinating story of a New England teenage girl who goes on a journey with her brother and friend/boyfriend to save her father. It is a tale of science, love, mystery, good and evil, and portrays a great message of individuality and creativity. It won a Newbery Medal and for good reason, it's awesome!

It is the first in a series of something like 6 or 7 books, all which are good but not as good as the first one.

"You're given the form, but you have to write the sonnet yourself. What you say is completely up to you."
- Madeleine L'Engle, A Wrinkle in Time

by thedoctor700 December 2, 2011

Wrinkle-plow

The act of having sex with an elderly woman and realizing half way through that you have missed your mark and you are actually thrusting your penis into a bank of wrinkles several inches from her vagina.

That crazy bitch said I was her kid's father when I knew for a fact I only wrinkle-plowed her ass

by Shieldings March 5, 2011

Winckler

The act of sucking one's cock, and then taking a penis up your anus. and/or having your anus licked then penetrated with a baseball.

You can tell Ben got a Winckler last night, he is walking funny.

by Mustafa escobar October 11, 2008

wrinkle rodeo

When a bunch of old ass geezers have an extremely violent orgy in a pit full of animal shit (usually bull or horse shit).

I've heard they're planning a wrinkle rodeo at the retirement home,they might need some volunteers to set it up.

by Frosty Dice July 11, 2021

sleep wrinkles

Lines and creases that appear in your skin from sleeping on wrinkled sheets. Telltale sign that you just got out of bed.

My boss was impressed with my being in the office when she arrived. I earned major brownie points until she notice the sleep wrinkles on my cheek and realized that I had slept at work...again.

by sheryl D November 4, 2006

weinkle

A mysterious, intellectual and stoic character who is in touch with the earth, has a penchant for hunting, tracking and kayaking, and believes in mystical and spiritual explanations for why things happen in the world. His stoicism and mystical outlook dominate his character and are the basis for many of his relationships and interactions in life.

Mr. Weinkle: "If you want to get high, get high at the beach. Better yet, get high at the beach, in a kayak."

by ks_ June 1, 2009