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windfall

Defines an extra amount of money, benefit or support.
A windfall is expected to plunge from the government.
by gyg May 17, 2006
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wind or mud

the toughest decision a person must make when they have to fart. they must decide if the fart is going to be wind or mud (shart). its a risk especially if you're out in public and have no back up underwear/clothing.
i was in the movie theater and had to fart. i wasnt sure if it was going to be wind or mud so i held it in.
by kidlou January 4, 2011
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waving my dick in the wind

"Did you see Tom, he forgot his lines and just stood there waving his dick in the wind"

"You just left me there, I was there all alone waving my dick in the wind"
by cockshitballs August 4, 2007
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Baltimore Wind

When a girl/guy is giving you a rim job and you blow some ass gas in her/his face.
"Too funny" Manny said to Chico "Last night Vannessa was eating my ass and I let go with some Baltimore Wind!".

Todd decided to go to far south on me last night so I gave him some Baltimore Wind to get him back into the right place.
by Mr. Crumby January 13, 2006
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Kentucky wind tunnel

This is when you insert your nose inside a girls pussy and blow air out your nose until she queefs it back out onto your face.
You should have seen my hair after I gave that chick a Kentucky wind tunnel last night.
by Jack-Meholf July 27, 2010
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suck wind

1. To breathe hard after exertion or to be unable to catch your breath after an activity.

2. To lose any chance of winning after a certain point.
1. While mountain biking for example: Man, I'm suckin wind after climbing that hill.

2. A: How do you think you'll do in that 5 mile race? B: Crappy - after 3 miles, I'm useless, I just suck wind.
by psygirl November 16, 2004
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wind, rain and lava

The act of farting (wind), pissing (rain), and shitting(lava) on another person.
Mr. Gentile likes to order the wind, rain and lava special from the hookers on forest avenue.
by Nasotang December 9, 2007
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