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welcome to burnsville

A greeting commonly used after a person has been insulted.
by WeAsEl_WaRfArE March 30, 2008
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Welcome Reader

Adj. To describe a piece of written work that is so good it is worthy of being prefaced by, "Welcome Reader. You are about to embark on an epic journey through the fabric of the English language."
Dude, that "Welcome Reader" essay you wrote got like an A+++

Obama's "Welcome Reader" speech swung my vote to him.
by IfBOSWT February 3, 2009
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Welcome Parade

The group of horny lil Facebook friends who make their appearance known to you within the WEEK of your relationship status changing to single.
1 *messenger notification*

Friend: Yo who the fuck is that? Didn't you just dump..?

You: Dude I know . Ever since I Said bye to Felecia my Welcome Parade is over 9000

2 *messenger notification*
Friend: Woah hold up, who's that? Didn't you JUST ended shit with... the one we don't talk about no mo

You: Omg I know.....Horny fucking savages!

Ever since I broke up with fuckboy all these randoms on my Facebook keep messaging me and creep liking old ass profile pictures.

I shit you not my Welcome Parade is up to 12 and none of them is cute.
by BVMBL3B33 July 20, 2016
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Welcome to Mario Kart!

Similar to Mario Karted, where you go from first or second to a bottom spot in a stupid way. Based off the voice clip from Mario Kart 64.
Person 1: *gets knocked from first to last by a Blue Shell and an army of reds* FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Person 2: Welcome to Mario Kart!
by Golden Inferno February 17, 2018
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Welcome to Jackcity

A term only a pure douche hopped up on roids and an ego would use. Oftentimes in front of a mirror and whispers it to himself as he faintly smiles at his tally marked notebook of morning pullups...always left open so others can see (they werent pullups *cough*).

Also. Tis a lonely place in Jackcity so the amount of tally marks for workout are only outdone by the amount of JACKing off done (and yes there is a tally page for that as well)
Welcome to jackcity; where the doucheyness shines brighter than the roid glow.

Welcome to jackcity; if you can jack it you may become the town mayor.

Welcome to jackcity; where shirtless selfie mirrors are only as joyless as what they aaaactually serve at Whitecastle.
by A Minnesotan December 19, 2018
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welcome to free hermit crab

a shop in myrtle beach that says "welcome to free hermit crab" in the window
guy1: hey dude i just went to welcome to free hermit crab
guy2: thats such a convenient store
guy1: i know right
by mcficker January 1, 2019
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Welcome Center

A welcome center is a location where the laziest person works. This person enjoys spending his/her day scrolling on Facebook and taking photos of people actually working that way he/her can reflect on all the things he/her didn’t do that day. Also the majority of the time he/her isn’t very welcoming while stuff honey buns down his/her throat.
That welcome center has got to be the laziest guy on the crew.
by Pudding pie fucker June 22, 2019
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