coffee weightloss program

Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 5 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation (roll eyes). Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.

Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the big white whales that were coming to his store every morning.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009

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weed weight

The weight you gain from eating all the delicious food you can get your hands on(muchies) while you are high.

Example 1:
Fred gained like 6 pounds of weed weight after spending the weekend mega stoned and eating.

Example 2:
Hey bro, let's go running, I need to burn off all this weed weight.

by A-damn-69 March 8, 2009

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weirs beach

a beach on lake winni in central new hampshire, where tourist come by the bus load from massachusetts to polute the water. has fireworks every friday night during the summer, and includes a pier, boardwalk, arcades, an original drive in theatre, mini golf, boating, and the M/S mount washington. full of tourist, and the beach & lake are often full of too many people, that you dont want to go swimming. large tourist area.

"wow, my friends and i like to go to weirs beach. We go to the arcade and play DDR."
"i know, me too! too bad there are like, 2,000 tourist on the beach!"
"i love going to the weirs anyway"

by bigfan123 December 13, 2006

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