watters

"WATTERS" said Horgay

hello Watters

by Horgay July 11, 2003

waltersobchakeit

The act of losing Beaver pet and Tsotd in one fell swoop.

"holy shit waltersobchakeit"

by flaxpicker442 February 17, 2018

patterson

A chain-smoking, lazy person. A patterson is obsessed with Ford's, but only buys old shitty broncos.

guy 1: hey who's that guy smoking like a chimney over there?

guy 2: fuck if i know, but he looks like a real patterson.

guy 1: yeah that's prolly his fuckin ugly ford i saw out in the parking lot.

by holy fuckin asscrackers July 14, 2006

jordan patterson

An ugly son of a bitch that should be hit with a cutting board.

That Jordan Patterson is such a llama licker!

by phantomoftheopera74209 December 28, 2009

Gumball Waterson

hot ass blue animated cat 😍😍

damn is that gumball waterson?

yes, hes so hot right?

by f4irycat November 25, 2021

john patterson

black man with a white inside (oreo) very fast and is "dating" an escaped gorilla from the zoo. (could be chewbacas "it")

i wish i wasnt such a john patterson.

by DD's December 11, 2009

Fat Wattson

When one has a social, economic or health related nadir or low-point in their existence. A time in one's life when one is super-not-killing-it. A time when one got fat.

"Oh dude, my girl's all bummed and eating like crazy. She's full-on Fat Wattson right meow."

by Youre_welcome October 21, 2015