bird watcher

A man who claims to be straight but everyone knows he sleeps with men.

He's a bird watcher, he's seen a cock or two before.

by Nico xo! February 15, 2008

clock watcher

a person who is bored during sex that they watch the clock to see how long it takes to finish.

"So how's your new girl? "Man I got to ditch this chick as she's a real clock watcher!

by s-c-o-r-p-i-o May 2, 2009

Night Watcher

Pointing your dick upwards so that the head of your cock sticks out of your pants and the underside is visible. The effect is that of a man peeking out over a ledge.

Dude, I was doing the Night Watcher all through Biology.
Classy.

by therealcalypso April 8, 2010

Bird Watcher

The act of a Fox observing Birds while they rest in their nest.

Look! I see a bird watcher observing them as they do their bird homework!

by Bird Keeper September 15, 2010

sam the willy watcher

an expression used for peeping on ya m8 wile hes avin a slash.

hes actin like such a sam the willy watcher.

by jonesy9999999999999999999999 April 12, 2007

child watcher

a person who likes to watch children undress, bathe, and sleep. they usually start with masturbating to it then it stems out to all out rape on the child.

alyna hildago is a child watcher

by BathroomSOAP February 15, 2008

rim watcher

gold digging female...looks for men with nice cars.

The club is full of nothing but rim watching hoes.

by Angeleka September 18, 2003