bunch of wankers

The Gatecrasher message board

I fucking hate the Gatecrasher message board. They're all a bunch of wankers.

by God November 9, 2006

wankerspank

someone no one likes who just so happens to wank off on regular occasion and lets people know in short form an idiot. Ex: That guy just parked his car in wet cement. What a wankerspank.

bob: so man whats up
fred: bob no one likes you
bob: ... i'll wank on your face bro
fred: (to timmy) soo bobs a wankerspank

by caitling March 21, 2007

wankies

winking seductively while having sex

taffy liked wankies

by that smart asshole June 1, 2016

Crazy Irish Wankers

Crazy Irish people who get pissed off when people forget about St.Pattie's Day. And when that wonderful day comes, they dress in all green, shouting "Happy bleeping St.Patrick's Day you stoopid mofo gits" at people who give them strange looks. They also like to get piss drunk on Ginger Ale.

Super L: That stoopid mofo is givin us dirty looks! I dont think h knows or cares that its damn well St.Pattie's Day!!!
Super S: Hey you stoopid mofo git!!!Happy bleeping St. Pattie's Day!!!
Super L: That'll show him!
Super S: Yeayuh!

by Super L March 19, 2005

Wankerslot

Another new term for a vagina

Once he got home Jeremy saw his girl and wanted to stick his wanker in her wankerslot

by hh grih September 16, 2014

Christmas Pub Wankers

A large group of middle aged men or women who turn up at your local boozer once a year in December. They want to be served first, all order separately and pay by card.

For fucks sake the bar is chocka, full of Christmas Pub wankers

by Lenny watson September 19, 2018

Wankers Cramp

A very deadly disease that kills 99.9% of all gay men. Large amounts of masturbation will eventually lead to wankers cramp. Symptoms include: swollen wrists, arm hurting, swollen penis and inability to use your hand.

Guy 1: Where is Fred today?
Guy 2: He went to the hospital
Guy 1: Wankers cramp?

Guy 1: Your gay
Guy 2: You have wankers cramp

by vdragyn May 17, 2010