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Wangmouthified

(wang-mouth-e-fied)
When an individual becomes or is unable to speak due to their mouth being actively employed by a penis, paenus, or paenis. Also, when a male refuses social interaction towards his partner from outside sources to ensure he reaches orgasm. Female equivalent is Cunttonguiasis.
*phone ringing on bedside table*

Dude answers: "Hello?"
Older woman: "Hey Kevin, can I speak to Bridgette please?"
Kevin: "Oh! Good morning Ms. Jackson...uh, can she call you back?"
Ms. Jackson: "Sure dear, just tell her that Momma REALLY needs to talk to her okay?"
Kevin: "Sure thing Ms. Jackson. Bye!"
*3 minutes later*
Kevin: "Oh, OH, OOOHHHHH!!!! And boom goes the dynamite!"
Bridgette: "It's about time you bastard! So what did my Mom want?"
*she wipes face with sheets*
Kevin: "Fuck, I don't know! She just said call her back, it's important."
Bridgette: "What the hell Kevin?! My Grandmother's in the hospital!! She might've woken up!"
Kevin: "Well EXCUSE me!! You were a lil wangmouthified at the time..."
by Jackalodeath May 9, 2014
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waneden

1. Word to express friendship or sympathy towards another person
2. Expressing happiness (similar to Yay or weee
Friend 1: Waneden, bro !

Friend 2: Wanedeeen!!
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wane wayme

Wane Wayme is a name that people use to call a man named Lane Ramey, They call him this because he has a mild speech impediment and can not say his Rs the right way.
Hi I am Wane Wayme and i LIke to eat wibs
by waneeeeeeee June 11, 2018
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Wazeman

When you are normally a wasteyute but you travel.
Yo fam wazeman boutta reach be ready
by 69420sixtyninefourtwenty July 3, 2018
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Wanime

wannna watch some wanime?
by WanimeWatcher69 January 26, 2019
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Wanamaker

Nobody:

Wanamaker: "WOO WOO WEE"
by woowooweee May 3, 2019
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Wangmeister II

a male person related to Rasputin except he is much more of a chick magnet than his relative which is why he gets booty so much.
horny dude #1: did you know that Wangmeister II got booty last night?
horny dude #2: ofc i know that it was my booty
horny dude #3 ay man yall talking bout wang? he gets so much booty geez
by Wangmeister II September 11, 2019
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