wankaway

Being told to wank or given permission

dad:hey son what are you doing

boy:just getting angry at this videogame
dad:go on porn and losen up
boy:really
dad:absolutly wankaway

by mc mc mclovin June 20, 2011

Wadekar

Used for denoting some mysterious creature who everyone wants to get rid off. Its not a common word but when people goes on some extreme farce they are termed as Wadekar. Also a person who is a Wadekar usually have lots of money but still dont want to use it - extreme case of Miser and unsocial. Also such persons personality is to eat a lot and if food is available for free they will die eating for it. Mostly used for bad omen.

1. Person A: Man.. this food is free, gonna eat it till they run out of supplies

Person B: Just stop it! Are you a wadekar?

2. Did you hear that he was just caught watching gay porn from his laptop in loudspeaker, must be a Wadekar.

by BurdenOnEarth January 14, 2014

Wankaness

Someone who jappenees Chinese viteaness and wants a lot

Duck that guys a wankaness

by Sex vibe November 8, 2018

wheely wanka

Wheely Wanka is name of a tyre that I one day found in a ditch. This magnificant king of the highway can be rolled down a hill, at high speeds or off a cliff. The Wheely Wanka is a creature of little balance and gets filled with sand easily. It's sister creature is the tyre which can be found on the wheel of a car. The tyre can serve for the same purposes as well as going round and round, round and round all day long.

"Far out look at Wheely Wanka go"
"Far out? christ you're gay Jack"

by roasty toasty February 13, 2005

wankalitus

a common disease which many people both male and femal can have.

If you have wankalitus you find the urge to frequently crack one off no matter where you are.... even if you are in a public place like at the back of a classroom in a boring philosophy lesson. Men that have wankalitus often use public toilets as they do not need to worry about shooting their load over their own toilet

by Jordan Mowat September 10, 2005

wankaholic

A person, usually an American but can be any nationality aside from British, who is addicted to using British terms, phrases, and idioms. In addition, the wankaholic often misuses the British expressions he believes he is using correctly. The term is a combination of the words, "wanker," a derogatory British expression, and "alcoholic," a person who is addicted to alcohol.

American: That movie was bloody good!
Brit: "Bloody good?" What are you, a wankaholic?

Brit #1: My American friend Milo is a real wankaholic.
Brit #2: What makes you say that?
Brit #1: Every time he sees someone he doesn't like, he calls them a "wanker."

by Like, An Actual Linguist May 5, 2018

Warekat

On the fifteenth and sixteenth day of each month, a person changes into a warekat; a stiletto-wearing transvestite cat that looks like the lead singer of Poison, who is always inconveniently high to the point of eating 17 twinkies and/or 1 human.

Holy shit, that guy's a warekat!

Guy 1: I was such a warekat last night. I could have eaten 17 twinkies.

Guy 2: I ate a HUMAN! Holy shit, my cereal!

(high-five, RAWR!)

by The better FATASS September 27, 2010