Levi Ackerman

the most sexy mf in the world i literally wanna suck his toes so bad 😫

you look so Levi Ackerman right now

by buttercup797 October 10, 2021

Levi Ackerman

Murders titans and scrubs the fuck out of floors

Did you see captain Levi Ackerman going absolutely ham on those titans? That’s right bitches. The duke is back.

by .Toast.<3 January 14, 2022

Mikasa Ackerman

Synonym of simp.

Confesses her love to her brother and gets friendzoned lol
But still the best anime character of all time
I love her <3
She's hot.

Person 1: Is that Mikasa Ackerman?
Person 2: Oh, do you mean the simp that got rejected by her brother?
Misty: *Slaps Person 2*

by MistySprinkl3r September 12, 2021

Levi Ackerman

Leader of the scout regiment in Attack on titan. Hes supposed to be in his 30s even though hes like 5 feet tall. Might not wanna act up infront of him because hes a feisty little shit. Hes most peoples favorite character but in my opinion Armin Arlert is far superior because Armin is a cute little bean and Levi is just a grumpy asshole

Person one: "Whos that grumpy looking looking asshole over there?"

Person two: "Oh thats just Levi Ackerman

by Fat stank December 5, 2020

waterman

An intoxicating substance easily slipped into the drink of the opposite gender during camping trips, comicons, or Chuck Norris sponsored martial arts bouts.

"Well, Timmy, if yer too much of a schmuck to ask her out why not just slip a waterman into her diet cola while she has her back turned playing skeeball?" slurred my drunken uncle Lester.

by BranDAMN June 24, 2006

wastermankel

Someone that uses the toilet and uses up all the toilet paper but does not replace it when they leave.

That wastermankel made me unable to clean my buttox.

by Shane August 3, 2004

ackermanfuck

bff. swag and sick almost mutual hopefully. so very cool

ackermanfuck is bff

by lipbitelawliet April 2, 2021