by da booze man December 02, 2008
An adjective describing a task, endeavor, or prospect significant enough to motivate a lazy bachelor to put on pants and get out of the house.
"You're asking me to come watch LOST Season 3 again? Man, that is so not pants-worthy. Talk to you later."
by Moggraider May 13, 2010
When the music is so good you have to listen to it with Bose headphones/ speakers. It usually requires bangin bass and wobble to qualify.
by Prisma October 06, 2010
A way to rate an all you can eat buffet. Inspired by listening to ABC's Brent Musburger who keeps calling a football game blimp worthy.
by Sex and the Single Dad November 27, 2011
someone who can feast off the all-you-can-eat buffet bar. A person that will eat enough at an all-you-can-eat establishment and get its money worth.
She only has one serving at the all-you-can-eat oyster bar and I paid $30 for it! She is definitely not buffet-worthy.
by Shuman Chan July 22, 2004
by Kris April 23, 2003
When you draw experiences from real life that could be used to beat your meat. E.g. Some nice Chest Cheeks, or the homie's booty.
*Fit teacher walks in with some juicy Chest Cheeks
Student 1: Damn boy, those tits are wank worthy.
Student 2: They going in the spank bank for tonight!
Student 1: Damn boy, those tits are wank worthy.
Student 2: They going in the spank bank for tonight!
by Certified_Swxsh May 25, 2022