Withiam

kid that never talks rather dance with guys than girls

by wickhack October 4, 2003

witass

when someone sees a victimless crime or minor incident and snitches on you.
comes from witness+ass.

I just got out of jail because some witass saw me buy a little pot.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 15, 2009

Wifail

a term used to express the failure or inefficiency of your wifi connection; pronounced wy-fail
Copyright Derrick from SA, TX

Chris: Hello...
Chris: are you still there?
Chris: Hello...
Derrick: I was disconected again, stupid wifi
Chris: dude, you've got wifail

by ChrisSATX September 6, 2009

Within the pines

It's where you stick a pinecone up your asshole and then play the cover by nirvana of "where did you sleep last night" written by yellow leadbelly.. while you bang a keyboard against your forehead.

Damn if I keep hearing this shitty band I'm going to give myself a within the pines.

by Cash, jeremy January 27, 2021

dick wittington

1. A character in a children's book who has a oversized satchel. 2.a large penis.

1. Dick wittington strolled along the road and met a horny pornstar. He let her lick his sick wittington and he cummed in her mouth

by Ryan_is_awesome April 16, 2014

wittification

A searingly eloquent comment, causing one to chortle with laughter. One should feel highly elated if one is able to produce a wittification during conversation or in any other social situation.

I engineered a beatific wittification during afternoon tea

by Emmadixon December 5, 2010

wittim

short for "with him"

also see witter

The Game - All I Need: Ima start wit 50 cuz I used to roll wittim
He neva smoked weed so how could I blow wittim

by Claus May 22, 2006