Wisconsin Welcome Mat 

The act of two females performing oral sex on a man, one on each side of the penis resulting in them kissing while sucking. Aka "Heaven"

Dude, last night, these two girls gave me the Wisconsin Welcome Mat.

No waaaaaay!!!

Yes way! It was like an oral hot dog.

Wisconsin Welcome Mat by Bolt Speeeeedman November 23, 2010

Wisp Jone 

Complete inebriation while having great times with great people. It is customary to capture these great times with a snapchat story of a photo of said great people the caption, "wisp jone".

"Did you see Adam's wisp jone snapchat?"
"Yea, that party looked lit af."

Wisp Jone by Ya boy lucky December 12, 2015

wisdomocracy 

A system of government based on experience, intelligence and the capacity to learn from history.

Let’s yank this bastard’s ugly, unhinged plug in 2020 and move toward a wisdomocracy.

wisdomocracy by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2019

wise man time 

The period in which, after self prompted ejaculation, you reflect in your now non hormonal state at what you have done. Was it right? Do you need to change? Usually a depressing, yet enlightening time, only to be washed away with the next hormonal surge.

‘Bruh, I feel like a Seion rn tbh’
‘Yeah bruh, need some wise man time after gettin blue balls like that’

wise man time by some broke nigga August 2, 2019

Wisconsin Wash Cloth 

You take a slightly warm moist sock and jizz in it. Then slap your spouse or anyone in the face with it.

The wife was being a twat about my drinking, so I gave her a Wisconsin Wash Cloth and she calmed the fuck down

Wisconsin Wash Cloth by TwoFlushPoo November 8, 2019

wisdom tuft 

(n) A small collection of facial hair grown in the upper neck area a few inches in length, long enough to be braided.

Did you see Willy? That dude’s wisdom tuft was LIT.

wisdom tuft by MisterBigJake September 11, 2020

nigga wish 

A "nigga wish" is a new company that was just developed. We combined our team with Chick-Fil-A and IHOP. So basically, every meal bought from chick-fil-a, 10 cents is donated to a nigga and 10 cents is income for us. And every pancake sold at IHOP, one pancake is sold to a nigga for 5 cents, the other 5 cents is our income.

Can I get one nigga wish with some syrup

nigga wish by Contapp July 28, 2017