wimpydick

the most virgin a man could be, the most driest texter alive

my friends: go fuck with wimpydick girl! actually badass of you!

by catzui August 27, 2022

Wimbd

A force of wind so mysterious and powerful it can only be summoned by shouting its name multiple times

I summoned the wimbd the other day

by JustAToastr December 4, 2022

Wimbledon Shift

Cover term for a secret homosexual liaison.

Sorry honey, gotta work late tonight. I’ve got a Wimbledon Shift.

Guys, I won’t be available to play Diablo this week. I’m working Wimbledon Shifts.

by Dapolopoly July 5, 2023

mr wimmy

When your cat is named Timmy.

* cat pees on bed*

Mr wimmy!!! Bad kitty!!! Bad!!!

by konishi-deliri November 30, 2018

Bimbo wimbok

This word truly means nothing. When used as an insult, it’s open to interpretation. Because nobody knows what it truly means.

Bimbo wimbok

by Bimboboy July 21, 2019

Breakfast at Wimbledung

An East Coast favorite commonly, but incorrectly, believed to have been derived from the Reverse Boston Creme. While being manually stimulated by his female partner, the man inserts as many strawberries as will fit into his partner's anus. When the female can no longer control her sphincter she drops strawberry dukie into one of her best serving dishes. At fruition, the man ejaculates atop the strawberries. The two then take turns enjoying the final product by feeding it to their partner one strawberry at a time using a spoon or, for extra credit, chop sticks.

Bud Collins was on the tube while we enjoyed our Breakfast at Wimbledung.

After explaining to my girlfriend this delicious morning treat, she replied, "I've enjoyed this before with blueberries, but strawberries adds a whole new dimension!"

by Pootro September 16, 2012

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

A very popular graphic novel made and published by Jeff Kinney back in 2007. The story follows a middle schooler named Greg Heffley who tries to make a good impression for everybody but usually ends up failing, and he is concluded to be a sociopath and an asshole by most fans who read the books. Overall in my opinion, it is a great book series and one of the best to read.

"Have you read Diary Of A Wimpy Kid? It's my favorite book!"

by Cheesejuicelolxd June 7, 2022