wilson

an absolute insane british boy of a being (maybe alien) who is extremely nosey and somehow teleports but also fades into the background

“Heyyyyy!”
“Hi! Did you hear what Joe did?”

“I know what Joe did” 🧍
“NO ONE was talking to you Wilson?!?!”
“Where did you come from?”

by grandpatastesbad June 3, 2022

Wilson

An absolute ass. Throws bricks when he's angry, aimed at you. Every sentence he says contains 50 swearwords. Hits you so hard that you cry. Tries to impale you with a really pointy stick when he gets the chance. Someone who everyone hates.

"It's Wilson, run away quickly before he sees you,"
"Aah, it's Wilson with a brick!"

by ⠀ June 6, 2022

Wilson

such a sexy hunk, wilson is a baddie but he is shy at first but after that he will fuck the shit out of you

wilson is hot and such a chad

by FlabbergastedOrangutan9351 June 15, 2022

Wilson

noun: a handprint of lube on a frilly bedspread found after a ground-shattering anal sesh.

After Kyle raided Kristen’s bum, they noticed Wilson was there too and had spied in on the event. Oh, Wilson.

by KDubs2004 August 9, 2022

Wilson

VINCIT QUI SE VINCIT

Wilson Clan Crest is supposed by the Better Business Bureau and Swyrich Corporation. VINCIT QUI SE VINCIT.

by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, SC January 12, 2023

Wilson

Wilson from Entropy Zero: 2 is a Defective Turret.
SPOILER: This is a spoiler.

WILSON, HE'S SADLY DEAD.

by SyeGD February 20, 2023

Wilson

Someone who's free in the hit children's party game Super Smash Bros Ultimate

Nick: Bro, Wilson's so free in smash
Kareem: Right? Always playing Cloud and shit

by oohyaa February 23, 2023