hot weapons

A common mistranslation for 'firearms' or 'gunpowder weapons' by people machine-translating from Chinese to English.

This is done by breaking '热兵器' into '热' (hot) and '兵器' (weapon), rather than translating it as a single gestalt entity. (Much like translating 'Kindergarten' in a German text as 'children's garden'.)

The same misreading often results in mistranslation as 'thermal weapons'.

Little Fatty readied his hot weapons, holding them akimbo as he prepared to fight off the demons. He coughed up blood, then stared down the sights of his powerful thermal weapons. They weren't cool rayguns or anything like that, just normal guns that a shitty translator had screwed up.

by ShutterShadeGroove February 21, 2022

Weaponized Bisexuality

The act of a bisexual person claiming to only like whatever gender would be most convenient for them at the moment.

I was getting harassed by some guy at the bar so I used my weaponized bisexuality and told him I like girls.

by dirteater January 29, 2022

friend weapons

insults or actions that people use to seriously hurt their friends

Stealing from, cheating with the BFF's lover, and making fun of a dead pet are all friend weapons

by von groovy April 21, 2019

Diamond WEAPON

Appears in FF7 when you leave the City of the Ancients after using the Key. Despite its tough appearence, a beginner could easily beat this thing. All of its attacks are Magic and are relatively weak, but watch out for Diamond Flash. Have a character equipped with Ribbon and Cure-All. Then use Echo Screens to cure Silence. Invulnerable to most physical attacks until it prepares to do Diamond Flash.

I beat Diamond WEAPON before it even began its countdown!

by Master Tonberry January 31, 2005

breath weapon

Bad breath capable of causing irreparable damage, especially when within air fire range of the attacker.

Dude, put down your breath weapon; the shrapnel alone is going to kill us all.

by seannna May 17, 2008

mighty weapon

Penis. Purple headed yoghurt slinger. Veiny love tree.

So proud was Jim of his mighty weapon that he got it out at every opportunity

by Jamie Douglas January 21, 2007

weaponized semen

Any form of male ejaculate that is tainted by sexually transmitted diseases such as HIV, hepatitis, or the clap.

Jonny: Yo I think Karen is going to hook up with that sketchy looking brother tonight.

Daryl: I hope she doesn't, I think he has a serious case of weaponized semen.

by P-Money315 March 21, 2010