Waxing a camel

When a lady is shaving her intimate areas, She is WAXING A CAMEL. The use of the word "camel" is taken from the phrase "camel toe"
Whilst watching an AC/DC concert, my brother and i were trying to figure out what the hell the singer was on about.
We couldn't understand half of what the lyrics were. So we made up our own. "WAXING A CAMEL" is not a real lyric, but would make a good one. AC/DC MAY USE IT WITH PERMISSION IF THEY WISH.
Hello Britney, I can see your camel toe, is it waxed?, may i wax it?
I cannot come out tonight, I am waxing a camel.
Oooh, I am a bit itchy, I simply must wax my camel,
Do you like ladies with a 70's style bush, or a waxed camel?
May i wax your camel, you dirty woman?
I entered the bathroom to find my woman waxing her camel.
The two ladies were waxing each others camels.
My favourite hobby is waxing a camel.

by Scott Bon February 04, 2008
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brazillian wax

A bikini waxing which removes all of a woman's pubic hair, including the hair found on the labia, and around the anus. Sometimes, a small strip of hair is left on the front.
She was so smooth after the brazillian wax...
by Rob Blaize October 03, 2005
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wax the carrot

When I get home, I'm going to wax my carrot to some porn.
by concatenation March 23, 2004
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stacks of wax

a pile of vinyl records often found in studios
nothing but the stacks of wax, man
by tommy September 19, 2003
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sex wax

Brand name of a product used by surfers to give them traction on their surfboards.
whoa! Dude, check it out, cherry flavored Sex Wax. Gnarly!
by HUTCH January 13, 2004
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waxing the weasel

There has got to be more in life than sitting in front of my computer next to a 55-gallon drum of Crisco and waxing my weasel.
by tradesman April 04, 2003
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sack wax

Clammy, moist skin that accumulates under your fingernails when one vigorously scratches his balls.
Johnny left the basketball court and desperately raced to the locker-room for a private moment to scratch his itchy, sweaty balls, thus collecting “sack wax” under his fingernails. “Sack wax” can be removed by using a nail file, toothpick or your buddies bath towel like Johnny did.
by kenp March 07, 2008
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