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Vortex Pooping

When one poops so hard it feels like your insides are coming out!
A lot of vortex pooping is expected while getting ready for this colonoscopy!
by CivSki May 28, 2022
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Vortex

"Hey Sarah how was Finn last night?" Said Jessica
"Finn absolutely vortexed my asshole last night!" Sarah exclaimed
by The pile driver November 17, 2020
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Ball Vacuum Vortex

A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.
Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.
by Kf1345 August 9, 2022
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Vortex Dome

Basically when a girl is sucking your dick and she is spinning on the tip like a literal vortex. This dick sucking technique is very affective.
Yo Will, I linked up with Charlotte and she gave me vortex dome! That was the best head I've had in a while!
by Da goat K.O October 6, 2023
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Dutch vortex

It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.
“Let’s dutch vortex tonight

“yes, that would be fire.”
by AlAx January 31, 2021
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Officially Vortex

Officially Vortex or Sebastian is a man who has a beautiful voice. He is a British man who claims to have a voice that sounds like a old man but is losing to himself. He though has also been rumored to be a waifu but he says he is not since that is gay yet people say it is not since they say no homo.
Do you see that person claiming to be a old man since his voice sounds cool he must be a officially Vortex
by logan Jake Paul April 7, 2018
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Salami Vortex

Salami Vortex is when a girl is so 'used' and the mew is so gapping wide that when a man goes in it feels like he "fell into space".
Jerry went to have sex with Tiffany, but once he saw the salami vortex he turned Christian.
by BookinWorm June 12, 2023
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