anaconda vortex 

An asshole where nothing bigger than a pea can ever be passed. The holy grail of anal sex. If you dare to enter, resulting in marks on one's johnson that look like severe rug burn.

Did you hear what Carl unleashed on George last night in the upstairs office? The full fury of the anaconda vortex was in effect!

anaconda vortex by Lovell from UT October 22, 2010

wiki-vortex 

Searching wikipedia for a specific subject but clicking on a link within the article and following on through an increasingly tangenital succession of information.

I skipped lunch today because a search for foods containing HDL's led me into a wiki-vortex. I'm still hungry, but now I have a fractal understanding of neuro-science.

wiki-vortex by postmodemist December 29, 2013

Gravity Vortex 

Good for 2 weeks until it's dirty and uncleanable. Wasted $200 on a bong you can't clean and only usable for 2 weeks. Plus, you suck up air through the down stem and suck up resin to my lungs.

Dude, that gravity vortex is grimey!

Gravity Vortex by Jeffy the Deffy January 16, 2008

Polar Vortex 

1.) A Polar Bear's ass, anal opening, or butthole.
2.) A human's ass, anal opening, or butthole in the Winter when the temperature is below 0' degrees.

1.)The Polar Bear took a dump and got shit all over it's Polar Vortex.
2.) It's so cold outside, my Polar Vortex is freezing

Polar Vortex by Oldschool Rocker January 7, 2014

Yes Vortex 

A self-reinforcing pattern of speech common in third world countries where the respondent answers every question with "yes", even when the correct answer is "no". The Yes Vortex can be almost impossible to leave as the respondent tries harder and harder to please the questioner by answering in the affirmative.

A typical yes vortex can be as follows:

Question: "You guys don't have any ice tea, do you?"
Answer: "Yes."
Question: "Do you mean, 'yes you do'; or 'no you don't'?"
Answer:" "Yes."
Question: "No I am asking if you do, or you don't."
Answer: "Yes."

Yes Vortex by Jiggle Swami September 14, 2011

Black Vortex 

When you incorrectly perform a donkey punch on a female and end up with an unconscious girl with an extremely tight butthole caused by her entire nervous system going into shock after you've incorrectly donkey punched her in the back of the head. The butthole may be so tight as to prevent removal, sucking the dick in deeper like quicksand.

"The other night I stuck my cock in a Dyson vacuum."
"Oh, like a Black Vortex?"

Black Vortex by RogerRappit November 26, 2011

bullshit vortex generator 

A bullshit vortex generator is a person who speaks lots of bullshit. Wich in turn gets everyone all upset and so on. In essance the bullshit spewed by the first person sucks all of his/her friends into this vortex fo bs

Mike is a real bullshit vortex generator. He was telling everyone at work this lie and everyone got sucked into this vortex of bullshit and they were all pissed at eachother

bullshit vortex generator by Ron Chee July 22, 2009