A Vladimir is wank/masturbation usually done before going to sleep.
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"
Person 1: "Yo man let's do another game its only 1 AM"
Person 2: " Sorry bro, I am tired, I think i'll do a Vladimir"
Person 1: "Ok bro np, I might actually do one too"
Person 2: " Sorry bro, I am tired, I think i'll do a Vladimir"
Person 1: "Ok bro np, I might actually do one too"
by PhallusSpatha April 14, 2021
Get the A Vladimirmug. He is the litteral definition of "him". HE IS THE GUY WHO KNOCKS. He is also very known for having a gigantic enormous penis. If you can't find anyone to open
your chocolate starfish Vlado is the right nigga to do it. If you are a policeman you might wanna check his basement. He could have nude minors twerking at the speed of light. GG <3
your chocolate starfish Vlado is the right nigga to do it. If you are a policeman you might wanna check his basement. He could have nude minors twerking at the speed of light. GG <3
Vladimir's cucumber is so big he is able to suck himself if he wants. Don't stay near him for your safety you big black booty aah nigga
by Vladimir's boyfriend November 27, 2023
Get the Vladimirmug. by Vladimir120 February 4, 2017
Get the VLADIMIR SMIRNOFFmug. by Vladimir Putin Cheese November 1, 2020
Get the Vladimir Putinmug. Vladimir Putin is a President of Russia from 2000 to 2008, then president from 2012 to the present time. In general, a good person (not counting the fact that in 2015 he concluded a truce with Ukraine only so that the latter would strengthen its army and fire with impunity at its “own” territory, populated mainly by Russians), raised the country from the @ssh0le of the 90s to the level of one of the leading powers (again). Leads an anti-Western and anti-LGBT policy.
Interesting facts: Putin is hated by the average Ukrainian and European;
if you write anything in support of Putin, they will call you a Russian or “Kremlin” agent and will accuse you personally for commiting bazillion crimes with a huge chance;
They like to accuse Putin of things he did NOT do;
Western media like to misinterpret Putin’s words;
A huge number of conspiracy theories have been created, among them Putin's dopplegangers and Putin’s palace.
P.S Yes, I personally am a puppet and agent of Putin, and accordings to statistics, i will more likely to get negative rating.
Interesting facts: Putin is hated by the average Ukrainian and European;
if you write anything in support of Putin, they will call you a Russian or “Kremlin” agent and will accuse you personally for commiting bazillion crimes with a huge chance;
They like to accuse Putin of things he did NOT do;
Western media like to misinterpret Putin’s words;
A huge number of conspiracy theories have been created, among them Putin's dopplegangers and Putin’s palace.
P.S Yes, I personally am a puppet and agent of Putin, and accordings to statistics, i will more likely to get negative rating.
Person A: Who is Vladimir Putin? I wonder who is he. (asks innocently)
Person B: (stroke, then psychopatically screaming) AEAEOOEOAEOEOAOOAEO IT'S MURDERER, R@P1$T, N@ZI, @$$H0L3 DICTATOR, MOTHER....ER, TERRORIST, WAR CRIMINAL, FREAK, MENTALLY RETARDED, PSYCHOPATIC... (trying to find words)
Person A: *dies from heart attack how every person would seeing mentally unstable human being)*
Person B: (stroke, then psychopatically screaming) AEAEOOEOAEOEOAOOAEO IT'S MURDERER, R@P1$T, N@ZI, @$$H0L3 DICTATOR, MOTHER....ER, TERRORIST, WAR CRIMINAL, FREAK, MENTALLY RETARDED, PSYCHOPATIC... (trying to find words)
Person A: *dies from heart attack how every person would seeing mentally unstable human being)*
by Absolutely random guy March 1, 2024
Get the Vladimir Putinmug. Vladimir, a person who is best at everything. There’s not a thing in the world this person is not great at.
by Buraze November 21, 2021
Get the Vladimirmug. 