Violater

Violater

When the girth of the shit you took is as much or more than the girth of a soda can. Initially Very painful and will remain sore for days after. Has been known to tear ones bung hole leaving a bloody rip that requires stitches

I had to rush my girlfriend to the ER last night. She recie8ved 12 stitches from a violater she was holding in til we got home

by Bananzalone May 8, 2020

Lane violation

Noun: When someone parks their shopping cart on one side of a grocery store lane and stands on the opposite side to look for an item, completely blocking traffic in both directions.

Shep was unable to get to the sardines because some lady committed a lane violation.

by Dorkmuffin May 2, 2019

boggs violation

Named for the 6th Circuit judge whose remarks at the reform club website inspired it, a Boggs Violation treats the other side of the argument as stupid and evil, while mischaracterizing everything said so as to come to that conclusion, while insisting on liberal and good-hearted understanding of one's own side.. His original post has been quoted, sometimes with odd and even numbers for the privileged and unprivileged sides of the argument, to try to push toward more honest discussion.

He can't even understand my point, he's just Boggs Violation all over it.

by Notebuyer December 7, 2016

porking violation

n. Any sexual indiscretion.

.............

Where’s Rudy?

Jail. Some sort of porking violation.

Pardon!?

Not yet.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

Jersey Violator

Insertion of middle finger and index finger in vag, while sneaking the pinkie finger in the riggity rectum

Jersey Violator:two in the pink.... one in the stink

by nj pinksox July 14, 2010

time violation

Tennis Terminology. Infraction for exceeding the time limit of 25 seconds between points. First infraction leads to a warning, second to loss of your first serve and all consecutive to a point penalty.

Time violation, warning mr. Nadal

by Turandot June 16, 2019

violater

A lawbreaker who doesn't commit his illegal acts immediately, but waits till da fuzz isn't looking.

Harry actually goes so far as to park a distance back from a stop sign and wait extended periods till any cop cars in da area move to other locales, just so dat he can blow through da intersection --- talk about an obsessive hard-core violater!

by QuacksO January 31, 2023