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vegetables

It's a word people use when talking about marajuana. Also when talking about rolling a joint, they say making a pizza.
"i just bought some vegetables. Were going to make a pizza"
by hjfdsjaflsa_stoner_hjfdsjaflsa January 13, 2008
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video vegetable

Anyone who plays video games more than they sleep. See also vidiot
"My son used to work at McDonalds, but he was such a video vgetable he got fired"
by Quentin August 1, 2003
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Vegetable

Definition 1: A food you eat, usually green, most people say are disgusting

Definition 2: A retard
Mother: Now, now Jack, eat your vegetables!
Jack: Aw, but I don't wanna!!!

Guy 1: Man, you're a VEGETABLE!
Guy 2: DON'T EAT ME O.O
by Iceshimmer_Of_ShadowClan February 20, 2013
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vegetables

1. What humans ate when they couldn't find any meat.

2. What humans eat when they hear myths about how unhealthy meat is.

3. What humans eat when they have too much empathy for animals. Funny thing is, more animals are killed by farming equipment then by killing them for food.

4. What pregnant women eat a lot of and give birth to a vegetable.
1. Link didn't have anything to eat for the night so he tossed Saria's salad.

2. I ate vegetables for about half a year then a certain site proved to me that being a vegetarian is not healthy at all. I took it with a grain of salt. I started eating nothing but meat, eggs, and cheese. I realized how bad I had felt previously. My memory and eyesight improved. I felt truly full for the first time in six months. I continued this diet for about three months. You won't get scurvy from not eating vegetables. You only need the small amount found in meat.

3. People need to stop eating vegetables! All those poor animals getting run over by farming equipment...

4. Thankfully, my mom didn't eat as many vegetables as other pregnant women when I was in her uterus. She knew the importance of meat.
by "Banana" Fun March 26, 2010
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vegetable

A state of mind when things go wrong. Generally used as an insult, but can be used to name a little-known member of the fruit family.
You good-for-nothing stupid vegetable.
Eat your green fruit, I mean vegetables.
by Matress_of_evil January 22, 2005
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vegetabletarian

an emo vegetarian; one who abhors meat and cries at night because animals are killed in factories in chicken wire cages where they are prevented from grazing in green fields and loving one another; one who once tried to go vegan but was unable to make it past one month because of these two things called chocolate and cheese
1) Why don't you eat lambchop you little vegetabletarian child? (mean, derogatory)
2) Hey, don't talk to her about chicken, she's vegetabletarian! (supportive, analytical)
by C-ram and Mego June 11, 2006
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lurking variable

A random event or thing that, quite frankly, is creepin'. Lurking variables can occur at any time, and be used as an excuse for almost anything. Only really hairy math teachers can use this term to its full potential.
-"Billy, why were you out so late last night?"
-"Lurking variables, Mom."

-"Crikey! That crock almost bit me in my lurking variables!"

-"Now class, the lurking variables in measure four are being played wrong, remember the lurking variable rule. If a note has a lurking variable next to it, it will be played that way throughout the measure unless another lurking variable occurs within that same measure.
by Mi Pito Smith January 27, 2009
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