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Velcroing

When two people have sex and their pubes get entagled, resulting in them having to pull them apart like velcro.
Jessica and I forgot to shave, so we ended up velcroing while fucking last night.
by Schloppittytoppitty June 13, 2024
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Velcro

When a girl and guy have long pubic hairs and when having sex they get stuck together like velcro
by pw123rat July 5, 2016
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Velcro girlfriend

Overbearing girlfriend. The type of girlfriend that is always following you and needing you to call her even when your family has emergencies. The type of girl who gives you a boost in confidence but shows you what red flags to see in other partners
Velcro Girlfriend: What do you mean your mom had a heart attack? You were supposed to call me while I slept!
Boyfriend: I’m sorry babe we can’t be stuck to each other like velcro constantly.
by Barbelfellos July 30, 2025
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Velcro

A person or group of people (students) who suck at sports so much they always end up only getting picked by their semi-velcro friends or get picked last. No one passes to them because they WILL drop the ball. Velcroes can either be nerds or just losers in general, and only about 10% of people know their names, or even know they exist.
OR a slang term for people who are super bad at something (referring to velcro shoes, for when kids can't tie their own shoelaces), a degrading thing to say to that deserving bitch
Person 1: aye mate we're up against the velcro team!
Person 2: aight dude they don't stand a chance

OR

They're such velcroes, they can't even tie their own shoelaces.
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You're such a velcro at art!!
by ClaraBeach November 6, 2019
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Velcro-beard

When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.
I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.

Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.
by I_caveman August 21, 2019
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Velcro Kitty

The act of strapping a piece of velcro to one's pubic hair then proceeding to add your favorite coat. As you fuck the sjit out of her #realshit the fluids splurge onto your coat. Wear the coat to a funeral #praisegod
Henry: What is that stain on your coat? You need to wash it.

Axel: Nah I did a Velcro Kitty yesterday on some real shit
by AxxSquiggleGod April 2, 2024
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Velcro Butt

When you don’t wipe very well after number 2 and you leave residue behind. When spreading your cheeks it releases the sound that of Velcro due to the pasted poop around your anus.
Guy 1: hey dude check this out

spreads ass cheeks

Guy 2: woah that totally sounded like Velcro butt!!!

Guy 1: ugh no way I thought I wiped this time!!!
Guy 2: better get a boudet bruh.
by Crunch my cookie June 3, 2024
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